I've never been to Los Angeles before, but it seems okay. If someone could point me in the direction of the nearest board walk, that'd be great. There's one here, right? And it's got to have skeeball. There has to be with all these beaches. A city isn't a city without a good board walk. There's a reason Wisconsin is kind of like Hell on Earth, after all!
But Los Angeles is just the ticket... even if my parents got left at home. I needed another vacation, that last one didn't end so well at all. Never trust a teenaged hockey player from New Jersey, is what I always say. …well, it's what I'm going to
start saying now!