PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Finally a day off. Now to decide what I'm going to do.

i really don't think i can do this.

( Castiel. )

Okay, so I'm really hoping one of you can help me with this, since I'm sure getting the feel they're coming from your galaxy and definitely not this one.

Can someone please tell me what this is? And, more importantly, why I had a vision of these things wreaking all sorts of havoc on the city as a whole and a few of you in particular?

Yeah. Any information would be appreciated. I'd rather not have to go to my Champion with absolutely nothing on these creepy things. He tends to get a bit cranky when that happens.

( Castiel )

Where the hell...

I know theres weirdass things in the world but come on. It looks like I'm in LA but that makes absolutely no sense? All I found out so far is that its far too easy to get attacked in this city and that this board seems to be the go to place for confusion

My name is Claire Bennet. Now can someone please tell me just what the hell is going on?

We can hear them... We can hear them calling and they are so close...

Not far away now...not long to fly. Time to be the Night Herald again


{Filtered to Caedus}

...They probobly won't like you because of what you did to them...but we'll tell them you're sorry. We are sure the Chume'da is no longer a target...

{Filtered to Jaina}

You hear them don't you, stirs and whispers of memories.

Come back Jaina...Come back

What exactly does one wear to a party when you have no idea what it's going to be like? I think I need to go shopping.

Fred? Are you coming with me?

Hello good people, my name is Alan Shore. I don't suppose any of you would care to fill me in on why I'm no longer in Boston and seem to be in LA of all places? And why I seem unable to contact any of my firm's offices?

I work for the law firm, Crane, Poole and Schmidt if that's any help.

ooc: for purpose of plot and the lulz for azazel this post is "filtered" to sam, others can see it but can not reply.

Bring me your pet demon's head on a plate, Sam, and the witch is off the hook, the kid too.

Right. I'm sick of whiney self indulgant know it alls refusing to take actual advice. But just one last time I'm gonna give it because I'm realizing that for every one of those know it alls is an actual person who will maybe hear what I'm trying to say and not bitch me out cause it makes them look big and impressive.

So here goes.

You're not sure of something. Don't poke it to see what'll happen.

Someone offers you the world on a silver platter with a ten year intrest free repayment time. Maybe take the time to consider its a dumb idea before unwittingly endangering yourself or your kid.

Someone offers you advice on how to deal with it. Don't claim you can do it on your own.

I'm a demon. Not from here. I know a little bit about the demons here cause I've been hanging around with a college boy nerd who's big on the lore and been doing some reading. Beyond that I ask the Slayer I know.

Heres a thought. Anyone not from my world or that hasn't asked the Winchesters know how to take me out? Anyone know how to stop me in my tracks without killing me?. Power wise, what can I do?

And thats just me.

I am nowhere near the level of power that he is, and he's nowhere near the most powerful thing out there from our world or any of the countless others that find themselves stuck in the melting pot that this place is.

1. Take advice from those that know a little something about the current threat. I don't just mean from my world. I mean any of them.
2. Its okay to show fear in the face of the unknown. I do it. A Lot.
3. Also stop threatening beings you don't know a damn about just cause it makes you look plucky.  Cause some of  those things are working really hard to not imagine a dozen ways to make you vomit needles for the funny.

You think you have ways to stop him, Fine. Try. It might even be educational for people. At the very least it'll be all kinds of  funny. You kill the body. He'll keep going, hop into someone else maybe. He can do that y'know. Oh he's not undefeatable, there are ways. But isn't that best left to the people who know how and NOT friends of some little idiot who blunders into deals with a yellow eyed stranger without thinking that maybe there might be concequences.

Personally, I don't care about the deal, the woman, or the kid. But its had effects that actually involve me and thats what I care about.

So just for once people, listen. Its not that hard. You might even learn a little something.

What in the fuck was that? How did I go from a train in the middle of nowhere to fucking Los Angeles?

Bartleby, if this was your doing, I swear you better have a good explanation for changing plans without telling me because this bullshit is not getting us home any faster.

Ruby.

We need to talk.

I time-traveled and I get to miss school. This is epic!

Except, my mom is going to freak out when she sees I'm not in my room. Then I'll be grounded twice as long and won't get to go to Maddy's party and I really wanted to hook up with her because she is cute.

Who's in charge of this stuff? Can you maybe just bring my mom here for a minute so she doesn't ground me more?

What sort of trouble are you causing now?

Oh, for the love of-- She does understand that we are not going after this thing, doesn't she? And that it's not as if I got us into this on purpose.

Merlin, Ginny, I'm sorry. I know if I say anything to her it's going to sound as if it's come out come out of Bella's mouth or some such and I-- you know? She's got a bloody lot of nerve, talking to you like that, that's all. What the hell did you do besides try to help your friends? I'll not even get into what she's said about the rest of us, but you--

Ah well, just tell me you're done with them? I won't stand for you being treated like that, and angel and demon or no? If I can't go after the one with the yellow eyes, I'll have a go at the others for you. I owe you, after all.

[ooc: yes, dora's semi-pissed at Ruby, *snrk*]

( filtered, ruby )

added a few minutes later
( filtered, dean & john )

I've been thinking. This isn't so abnormal, I mean..compare to some of the stuff I've seen? I should be used to this. It's even a little annoying actually. I've been considering going back to school and earning my teaching degree. I've got a little problem though, I don't think my records are here from high school.

I'd like to get my degree in Paleontology. I also found a race track, I start on Monday. My first race will be the following Wednesday. If I check out I mean. Kira, Mary Jane, if you want to come I'm sure I can get a few extra tickets.

[Filtered to the Weir]

There is very little I can do with many of the problems here. I cannot fight the hell gods or the demons that I don't understand.

But there was one thing I could do.

Bellatrix is dead.

Now I could really do with some medical attention. It was a pretty rough fight.

[Filtered to Lucius and Narcissa]

I am sorry. But it had to be done.

I killed Aunt Bellatrix.

I am so sorry mother.

ETA: [filtered to Pansy]

My parents are coming over to the Weir, could you please let them in for me?

What are you doing Azazel?

[Heather and Jo]
Well, according to Sam, I'm not his family and I never was. What a bitch.

Anyway, somebody wanna tell me what's going on? Don't plan on getting involved, I'd just like to know.

[Jack Landors, also sent in text form]
Where are you?

If someone betrayed you, would you forgive them?

Given that they were truly sorry.

...He won't do it.

Sam. He won't.

Can I? Is it completely inappropriate to ask you to keep an eye on me, just...I'm kinda scared they'll try something.

You know what? I think I like it here. With so many ways to keep myself entertained, I don't see how I could complain about being stuck in a city with the very same people who found it fun to rip me to pieces and then burn my still living remains.

To those few lovely people (you know who you are), don't worry about a thing. We'll settle things eventually. Here's to hoping that the road isn't too bumpy. I know how you'd all hate it if that were the case.

I'm worried about Sam.

He had this idea to use me as bait, deliver me to Azazel and use my knife to stab him. All okay. But he point blank refused to let Castiel keep an eye on it in case it went south.

And he's acting...

Last time I saw him like this was when I found him again after the hellhounds took you, drinking too much and reckless and cold...

This cold focus that I was able to...

He came back to himself a bit, but it wasn't till you were there that he was really Sam again. And I know you hate me, I know you think I'm trying to make him a weapon or whatever but when have I ever done anything against your brother. Lied about your deal but I had no choice and we both know it.

Just...trust me right now okay. Its not a good plan.

What do you want to do?

You don't know who I am, but I have a question for you.

[Filtered to Dean, Jo, John, Heather, Castiel]

I'm going to meet him. [address]

I don't know what his plan is. I'm ready for a few possibilities. Don't come storming in but...

Or...just leave the demon to die, whichever

[Filtered to Castiel]

Please be watching. I know I'm not...

I know how fucked up it, we...whatever is. But you're actually giving me a chance and you have no idea what that means to me. I still can't bring myself to have faith in your God. Too many prayers went unnoticed

What little faith I do have is in the trust you showed a devious whore of a demon.

I left a Hex Bag. I don't know if you're allowed or if there's rules or if you can do it anyway but Azazel won't be able to sense you.

TO: "Hiro" <onceahiro@angelinvestigations.com>
FROM: "Cordelia" <cchase@angelinvestigations.com>
SUBJECT: Vision
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in thy most need to go by thy side" - Unknown

I know I heard that quote somewhere, but I can't remember where. I find it a fitting quote so to say.

( Heather )


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