PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Michael - Forgive my intrusion, an unexpected guest stopped by and was in great need of a new shirt. As you are the only other man in the house I borrowed one from your room....I did not want to wake you...accept my apology.

I know we're not from the same timeline and all but - would you like to meet some time? For coffee or something?

I'm sure most of you have heard that Lex Luthor is suffering from post-traumatic amnesia. He's lost at least five years of memories. I didn't get a very good look at his attacker, but I thought this was the best place to start looking. He was tall, dark hair, strong jaw and apparently has both superspeed and superstrength.

Please, if you have any idea of who this might be, let me know. Lex could have been killed. I have this funny feeling he would have been if I hadn't walked in.

Has anyone seen my pet? Around 6", scrawny, wears a suit, not housetrained, rather clingy.

With all these vampire hunters around I thought some of you might be interested in the opportunity to lay low, not have to hunt to feed and the like.

I've been working on sythesizing human blood and was rather hoping some of you might be willing to give your opinion so that I can fine tune the recipe as it were, then once it's perfected I will able to start supplying to those that would rather not hunt the people in this town.

So, there are demons, and vampires here, huh? I was never one to believe in the existence of Vampires. How quickly this place has changed my perspective on that one little thing.

If there are demons here, I wonder if there's any angels here as well.


I have the strangest desire to look in all of the churches in this area.

Hey Faith, wanna get a drink? Don't usually, but I think I need one right now.

It has come to my attention that there are apparently some peaceable vampires holing up in some church to avoid persecution from their food. I wish you well with that, although the sheer boredom is enough deterrent for me.

If you happen to be a bloodsucker with some personality, and perhaps an attention span longer than a gnat, feel free to contact me. I have some plans.

And to my beloved Hannibal and his pet baby Whistler, I know you're just dying to come cuddle up. But, oh, what is that I hear? No heavy brooding, no barely articulate snarling? Blade must not be here! Darn, and I was waiting for my second date.

(private to Drake)

My lord, I saw someone on these boards claiming to be you...have you come?

(/private)