It has come to my attention that there are apparently some peaceable vampires holing up in some church to avoid persecution from their food. I wish you well with that, although the sheer boredom is enough deterrent for me.
If you happen to be a bloodsucker with some personality, and perhaps an attention span longer than a gnat, feel free to contact me. I have some plans.
And to my beloved Hannibal and his pet baby Whistler, I know you're just dying to come cuddle up. But, oh, what is that I hear? No heavy brooding, no barely articulate snarling? Blade must not be here! Darn, and I was waiting for my second date.
(private to Drake)
My lord, I saw someone on these boards claiming to be you...have you come?