PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Harley Quinn. We need to talk.

I've recently stumbled across news of the fires that thrust several families from their homes. I want you all to know that, as we speak, I'm currently working on a program that will allow those who take interest in it a chance to recover. You will be provided with food, clothing, and shelter. Additionally, I will be helping people find jobs for themselves.

It's a fresh start. And it's yours for the taking. This offer stands for any new arrivals as well. If you're lost and you need someone to help you settle in, please don't hesitate to speak with me. I'd be more than happy to lend a helping hand.

[Filtered to Lana]
Thank you.

[Filtered to Clark]
Interested in playing a little pool later on?

Well, this is different. Someone want to explain to a girl what the HELL is going on.... please?

[The message is sent via a means of telepathy that is heard by all.]

Los Angeles.

So many people here in Los Angeles.

Here is a candle to light you to bed.
Here comes the butcher to chop off your head. 

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Someone needs to imprint that on the 'Welcome to L.A.' signs