PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Um... anyone out there know how to perform an exorcism? They're not exactly my area of expertise, and by not exactly I mean I'm really, really not qualified at all.

So... help?

I can’t find Gwen. She’s nowhere. We can’t feel her anymore. She was here and then I came back in the morning and she wasn’t. All her things are gone. All of them. This can’t be happening.

We want to rip something apart. Something warm and alive and soft. We want to rip many things to shreds. We never wanted to before. Not like this.

This place is so much more fun than I ever thought it would be.

So, new (or I guess returned) in town, thought I'd say hey. For anyone who doesn't know me, I'm Faith Lehane. Got asked to swing by here and find out what the deal is, so anyone wanna give me a heads up on what's been going on?

Okay, since it has now become quite obvious that not everyone here knows how to fight vampires and demons - or more importantly stop them and preferably kill them dead - we're going to do a little bit of training. Demonology 101, folks. Required by all, with the exception of a handful. (You know who you are.)

So here's how we're doing this. Since there are an insane number of Angel Investigation members now, we can't do it all at once. Therefore we're breaking up into smaller groups. They're going to be led by Willow, mostly, and anyone she sees fit to ask her to help out or whatever. The show-and-tell or whatever you want to call it is going to be held in the basement area of the hotel, starting tomorrow afternoon.

Now, all you need to do is reply to this so we can get a definite head-count, then we'll let you know what time to be there.

Thanks!

Uh, has anyone seen Kathy?

For those of you who don't know who that is: little girl, Irish, named Katherine McAvera.

So, has anyone seen her?

Lose something? Or rather, someone?

I never thought I'd say this but I miss Sid. I miss how he whines about everything and completely forgets that he's not the only one with a fucked up life. I miss the Tony that isn't on crack. And I miss 'Chelle and her really nice legs.

I'm so bored here. I thought partying would make it better but it's just a load of bollocks without them.

What does everyone do for fun, around here? I would love to experience something new.

You're friends with that ghostbuster wannabe, yeah?

These Reavers are defective.

Hey, Jo.

Wanna play?

Do either/both of you want to hang out sometime? I really need want to get out of the Hyperion for a bit.

You guys can both invite people (just no one from the Hyperion, or Harry Potter, please), it might be good for me to meet some new people. Who knows, maybe it would make being at the Hyperion a lot easier.

I'm really open when it comes to what we do. Dinner, clubbing, or just sitting around. As long as I'm out of the hotel I'm happy.

It's not that I hate them or anything...I just need to get away for a bit...

Need a few details to wrap up your paperwork.

I read in the paper that Lex Luthor's wife went missing?

I had no idea that he was even married.

[Filtered to Kal-El/Clark]
I've heard much talk about you behaving oddly.

You're not wearing any kryptonite, are you?