PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

White:
Kf1 | Bc1 | Ra1
Pg2 | Pf2 | Pc2 | Pb2 | Pa2
Ph3 | Kf3
Pd4
Qe7

Black:
Pg5 | Qf5
Ph6 | Pd6 | Pc6 | Pa6
Kg7 | Pb7
Rh8 | Kg8 | Rf8

Imagine I was silly enough to have moved my White Queen to E7. What threat have I missed? True mastery comes only when you can visualize without the benefit of a board.

[ooc: dur, silly me. I forgot to include the answer... black knight to E7 captures to queen.]

Oi, so I was busy reading Rei's comics, and Sailor V was totally in love, and suddenly I am butt-up-face-down on the sidewalk in this creepy dark city!

Where's the best place to get dough nuts cuz I'm starving!!!

I'm bored, so I present you all with a few pleasant moments of reading.

- During an hours swim at a public pool you will ingest 1/12 liters of urine.
- An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
- In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept.
- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
- Modern teenagers are better behaved than their counterparts of 20 years ago, showing "less problematic behavior" involving sex, drugs and drink. (We win! We’re better. Deal with it.)
- The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. (Think about that next time you're shoving a Hershey bar down your throat.)

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Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?

( See what you just did! )

I've had it with this safe goody good bullshit. It's gotten me nowhere. Might as well embrace who I really am.

Ahahhahahahaa. What's this? Did the itty bitty heroes lose some of their big and bad leaders?

Wow. I think I'm going to go out and throw a party in their names.

What were they again? Oh, right.

Peter and Katara.

Rest in pieces, bitches.

Seems like the Big Bads don't know I survived.

Let's try and keep that advantage as long as we can, ok?

I have a favor to ask.

Any luck?

I'm looking for information on where someone might get a crossbow in this city.