PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So. With the newest holo available concerning our family, I think it's time we started to do a bit of research ourselves. What do you think?

[Filtered Against Gwen]

I am in desperate need of a psychiatrist, an extra talented psychiatrist who I won’t accidentally eat in the middle of a session. Said psychiatrist must be able to stand up to fangs that can tear off a head, claws that might dig into a vital organ, and ridiculously dangerous mood swings that cannot be controlled. Experience with large, dangerous animals might come in handy but it is not required.

A cage could be useful but I can’t promise that I won’t find my way out of it. If any doctors around here know of any medication that has the amazing ability to suppress evil urges you need to speak up now. You will be rewarded handsomely.

Until somebody, by some stroke of luck, or it could be a miracle sent down from God, comes forth with useful insight, I will be sitting in Lex’s study. Alone. Staring at a wall. There’s a painting on it. Not the one I destroyed a few days ago. I think it’s of Alexander the Great. I don’t know. I didn’t study art. I feel like I’ve been inflicted with rabies.

I hate you Parker. This is all your fault.

[Private to Gwen]

I know I haven’t been around much lately and I apologize. I’m going to be staying at Lex’s place until I learn to control myself get some things done. I’ll be dropping by to check up on you. I won’t let you get hurt.

I just wanted you all to know that there's more than one option around here when it comes down to exorcising demons and taking care of monsters. I'm a hunter and it's what I do. If you have a problem, particularly with demons, don't hesitate to come straight to me. It would be a better thing for both yourself and me in the long run because I need to face off as many demons as possible within the next few days before Dean.

My contact informtion is as follows: [insert email and phone number].

Don't know what a demon is? Most people don't. It's hard to tell. But if you see a friend that's suddenly acting completely out of character then that might be your first clue. Your second would be the smoke rising from the demons flesh after you douse it with holy water. I usually don't suggest that you hit them hard with the holy water though, since that generally means that they can't pull their little stunt over you anymore and will probably attempt to murder you right on the spot. So just call me if you have any suspicions. If there's a demon around, I'll figure it out. And if not? It's better to be safe, don't you think?

Problem solved.

I think.

All right, this isn't funny anymore. Nice joke, real elaborate with the glowy piece of whatever and the newspaper that's telling me it's 2005. I'm impressed, I admit it. Now knock it off!

...where'd the Hollywood sign go?

Kay, so. Can't believe I'm fuckin doing this. I've noticed you people have a serious youkai problem. Not too many vengeful spirits or anything, but whatever, I can work with youkai. Anyone need an exorcist? Fucking.. LA. Send me the fuck home so I can get back to life pretending I'm normal around other people, thanks. My rates are cheap. Mostly because I've never actually charged before. What the hell. I should be making money for all the crap I have to do because of a past life I can't even remember.

I'm also good with ghosts, souls in general, tengu, household gods, local gods, Buddhist crap thank you, Naoe, spirit-beasts, kicking ass, dealing with morons, and not getting killed. I'm pretty resilient.


And if anyone sees a tall, shifty-looking monk with a penchant for suits and sunglasses, fucking tell him that Takaya's going to kick his ass. He should be here, with me. Goddamnit! Not a freaking girl, I am not fucking missing him.

I love games. Famed for it, really. But that's another story, and my little brother is much better at stories than I am. In any case, here is HANGMAN!

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mantis says i talked to people this way
i dont remember

annie wont let me live in her tower

Lindsey McDonald, you are a dead man.