May 20th, 2008

[info]savvyjournalist in [info]paragraffiti

I'm back with Lex. Don't come after me.

[info]thebigbad in [info]paragraffiti

I want to kill something.

[info]alittlebizarre in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered to Lex Luthor.

Chloe is unhappy. She is not interested in being your wife and she does not want to be held captive in your home. Release her, leave her be, and never bother her again and I will gladly allow you to do as you wish with me. You can continue your experiments. I will not resist.

[info]rubikscomplex in [info]paragraffiti



Single, white male seeking attractive (but more importantly loose) woman for an illicit night of romance.

- And/Or -

Panty-waist oncologist for late night snacks and TiVo'd episode of The L Word.


Must bring their own chips.


[info]ex_demonbloo908 in [info]paragraffiti

I can't find a logical way out of this place and it's bugging the hell out of me.

But whatever. It looks like I'm being screwed into a job. Bobby, if you have anything to do with this I am not going to be all care and share the next time that we see each other.

[info]thexandman in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered to Willow.

So this is the plan. I'm gonna go walk into a warehouse full of vampires. If you still care about me, you'll find a way to keep me from doing it. And if not, well. At least someone wins.

This is the STUPIDEST thing you have ever come up with, Harris.

[info]ex_girlsuper149 in [info]paragraffiti

I'm looking for an Eddie. Not much to go on, I know. But if you read this? Yea, I want to talk to you. If anyone knows where I can find him, please let me know.

[Private to the Phantom]
Chloe says you're trying to help her by Negotiating. Just what are you negotiating?
[/Private]

[info]savvyjournalist in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered to Skylar.

Kara told me what you plan to do, and I can't let you do that.

[info]witchseeker in [info]paragraffiti

Filtered to Willow Rosenberg.

You're awfully hard to get to, do you know that? Easy to find, but I can't for the life of me tempt myself to meet you.

[info]arthurmumby in [info]paragraffiti

MAKE HIM STOP SWEARING!

[info]firstofthenew in [info]paragraffiti

I think Mantis wants me to stay a while longer at the Hyperion, if that's okay. And I'm sorry about the trouble, Peter, everybody. I didn't mean for my dreams to upset Annie so bad. Mantis en't saying, but I know. He en't sure he can protect me anymore.

Exar Kun is the 'Dark Man' that Mantis mentions. That's what Gantoris called him. Or is gonna call him, I don't kn He's real bad. Shouldn't nobody talk to him, and everybody should stay away from him.

[info]troika_andrew in [info]paragraffiti

Attention world!! I'm looking for Anakin Skywalker!! It's kind of an emergency so please let me know right away where I can find him. It's probably a matter of life and death or universal destruction so.... please call me immediately at 323.XXX.XXXX

Thanks!

Padowan Andrew

[info]missdaisy in [info]paragraffiti

Where are you animals hiding your parties? I'm beginning to think you're all a bunch of stingy prudes.

[info]newnew_rani in [info]paragraffiti

So it would seem rumours of our demise were greatly exaggerated, yes?

Oh dear Rassilon I'm accidentally quoting humans already!

[info]nopoweroverme in [info]paragraffiti

I am really in the mood for some karaoke, anyone know a good place?

[info]nunfetish in [info]paragraffiti

Does anybody know where I can buy hemoglobin capsules or find a place where they serve Aqua Vitae? I'm not Thirsty yet, this is a precaution.

Thank you.

January 2010

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