PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

April 26th, 2008

Filtered to Bart

So I went out and got lots of stuff for breakfast tomorrow. I hope you like eggs, sausage, bacon, and Belgian waffles.

There was this demon thing, it was green, and smelled rank, with massive horns and I swear to Merlin those teeth could have cut through steel. My left side is a massive bruise. Note to self, stop going outside when it gets dark. They never fully taught us how to deal with those things in school. Though it's definitely not going to be attacking anyone else any time soon.

Her Hermione, have you had any luck with those brooms yet?

Tags: al potter, ginny weasley, hermione granger, rayne, ron weasley, sir integral hellsing

alittlebizarre in paragraffiti

Filtered to baddies.

Stay away from the Hyperion Hotel unless you are willing to die.

Tags: bizarro, damien thorn, lex luthor

shaggy_rogers in paragraffiti

So I've decided to like, dust off my detective hat so that we can all, like, figure out what we're doing here. Daphne? Want to help me, like, solve this mystery?

Tags: daphne blake, shaggy, sir integral hellsing

ifyouwanttolive in paragraffiti

This is less than ideal.

John Connor?

Tags: cameron phillips

princesstobe in paragraffiti

Filtered to Hyperion Residents

If everyone would come into the dining hall and kitchen when you wake up, I have a surprise for all of you.

Tags: elaine belloc, giselle

ex_celestial866 in paragraffiti

Humans are so very predictable. Always thinking good will trump evil every time. It is amusing, to say the very least.

I sense power in this place. My question is, do those with the power all use it for good?

Tags: ceres, kara zor-el, sir integral hellsing

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Harry! Everyone is saying that you're here! And that you're an old man!

Tags: al potter, ginny weasley, harry potter, hermione granger, ron weasley

iwantmore in paragraffiti

What is it with so many of you pretending to be super heroes?

If you're so super than why are we all stuck here? If you were real super heroes you would have gotten us all out of here by now!

Tags: bart allen, bumblebee, kara zor-el, katara, owen harper, shaggy, sharpay evans

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Obviously there is no point in asking why I ended up here, or how I'll get back. Not that I really care.

So, what do you do for fun around here?

Oh, and if any of you see a hand-less man wandering about town. Ask him if he's learned his lesson would you? Surprising how slow some people can be.

Tags: bizarro, elisabeth braddock, shaggy, x-23

thegoodguy in paragraffiti

Viewable to humans without powers only

Hello friends,

I have a question for you: if you could get rid of the superhuman powers many people in this city appear to possess... would you?

H.G.

Tags: bella swan, benjamin linus, padmé amidala, sawyer

padawanforever in paragraffiti

( Padmé )

Tags: obi-wan kenobi, padmé amidala

mortalmaster in paragraffiti

mood:

busy

Sluggish lifestyle is seldom becoming at my age. With all these demonic forces prowling in the open, I wonder where can I find books with details about these creatures' traits and backgrounds. I have my doubts such reading material is stored on the shelves of the paranormal section in the public libraries of Los Angeles.

The question remains in having the right direction to visit. If you know, do share it. I believe I'm not the first and I shall certainly not be the last who is asking about it.

Tags: katara, sir integral hellsing