We're at odds with each other. I get it. Willow, you're evil. Kinda puts you out of the circle, I guess. But I still want to talk. You're still my best friend and I don't care if you're out flaying or -- okay, maybe I do, but I still care about you and you're still in
my inner circle, so I'm going to write to you anyway and if you don't want to listen then that's your problem.
Anyway, I've decided that we have to rename ourselves because the Scooby Gang thing isn't going to work if the cartoon characters are just randomly popping up and making my life completely and entirely strange. Although I have to admit that meeting Scooby Doo - you know, the
real Scooby Doo and not the guy who is only getting $6.00 an hour to dress up in a big costume and gulp down Scooby Snacks - would be pretty awesome. I don't think he's here though. Shaggy was looking for him, what with the phrase and all. Did I mention that all of this was weird? Because if I didn't, I'll say it again: this is weird. And you know what? One more time for good luck:
this is really, really, really weird. You know that pizza place on the corner? The one with the smelly cheese? Well, yeah. I think it's about time I stopped wandering around here like a depressed zombie and got out. If either of you want to come and brainstorm with me on the renaming thing, I'll be there.
Just don't come and try to kill me, Will