PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Okay, does anybody want to explain where the hell that hurricane came from? Besides the obvious answer of 'out of nowhere'?

When my employers aren't responsible for damage that big, it's time to worry.

( Spoilers for Series two )

At least it's over now. So much damage everywhere...Is everyone all right?

...Peter?

Your little girlfriend decided to make dresses out of the curtains and the bedspread. On the bright side, our room is clean?

So how about that storm last night, everyone?

The breeze was nice.

I really hate this place. A lot.

[Private to Lavender]
I really hate the fact that you're the only person I can get into contact with about this sort of stuff. And I really hate the fact that I'm hating EVERYTHING about this place. Anyway, Snape has been trying to hang about with Harry's Mum, Lily Evans, and since he's a traitor and a rotten git, I think it'd be in both our interests to protect her from whatever it is that he plans on doing with her. Problem is, I don't think it'll be easy getting her away from him. And, well, you know. There's that saying about two wands being better than one.

Is everyone all right? Nobody ended up hurt, did they? That storm just came up out of nowhere.

I'm no doctor, but if anyone needs help fixing anything material that ended up damaged last night, I'd be willing to lend a hand.

So is everyone okay now?

Words can not express how much that sucked.

Okay, that storm was completely unexpected. I know this because there were no reports of incoming severe hurricanes. I was fortunate enough to have walked in the door sometime after it started.

I was safe. There's a "panic room" in my mansion, a secret room of reinforced titanium. Perfect for those times when Mother Nature decides that she doesn't like you. But.. I'm worried. First, Chloe gets kidnapped, and now someone else I care about is missing.

I didn't see Arthur anywhere. At all. I've searched high and low, every room, every hiding spot. Nowhere. Dammit, I knew I should have gotten those security cameras fixed. I hope he wasn't taken too. If anyone sees him, could you tell me if he's alright? That hurricane certainly is not the safest time to be outside, along with all the vampires and other monsters out there.

I know this may well be an impossible request. And it might seem trival after everything that's been happening - but I promise you it's not.

I need a copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows aka the yet to be written book 7.

Please. It's kind of important.

Glad that's over. But now I have to go get a new braille learning book as my old one got ruined. As if learning it wasn't frustrating enough. Just great.

I honestly do not see what the big deal is over a little rain and wind. You people whine far too much. It's downright pathetic.

If I told you I personally knew Superman, you would say what?

And on another note, I'm looking for someone, tall, dark haired, often seen wearing a red jacket, or flannel, goes by Clark. If someone could please tell me where he is, I'd be in your debt. Having to look for him every time I end up somewhere new is getting kind of annoying, fast. I've heard he's supposed to be around here somewhere.

Mister Weasley, it would seem we have some unfinished business to attend to. Namely, my making good on my promise of what would occur should you tamper in my affairs.

I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR HUMAN FLESH. AS SOON AS I GET WITHIN HEXING DISTANCE I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU PRECISELY WHY I WAS SO HONORED AS TO SIT AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE DARK LORD HIMSELF!!!!

I wonder, have you even the nerve to respond to this, or has your backbone ceased to exist without your precious Potter at your side?