PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Well, that was certainly fun, gang. We'll have to do it again some time real soon.

Goddammit! I never wanted to see this city again. What the hell am I doing back here? I've never exactly been a pious pristine little angel so I wouldn't have expected Heaven. But if someone could direct me to the Prince of Darkness, I would love to tell him exactly how shitty his sense of humor is.

Not that he's anywhere off the mark, LA is my definition of Hell.

Though, I have to say I would have expected Hell to be less...wet.

Funny.. this doesn't look like NY.
What the hell happened?

More importantly, please say someone knows where the nearest Krispy Kreme is, it's kind of one of those days months.

I swear I was in Metropolis not that long ago, I just saw my cousin before I flew offleft...and now I'm in L.A.? And why is my computer telling me it's 2005? I told the man who runs this cyber cafe that his date was all wrong on his computers (I checked other ones), and he just looked at me like I was crazy!

I've been through strange things, but this is a little much.

On top of that, I thought it was almost 11pm. But I've just been informed it's 11AM. Where is the sun? I'm a big fan of the sun...don't know about everyone else. You know, the last time this happened, it was almost the end of the world. I don't want to repeat the experience.

Well, that was just brilliant, wasn't it? Absolutely fucking brilliant. Role call anyone? Who made it out alive and mostly uninjured? (At least uninjured in the sense that I can actually heal you.)

[Private to Aubrey]
I made it out alive and mostly uninjured. I have a few bruises on my ribs, but I'll be fine. I can't tell you where I'm at right now, not until I get permission from the people in charge so when I do, I'll let you know, okay?
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[Private to Scout]
I know you're the person currently in charge..so I have a question. I have a..friend who will want to see how I am doing. He won't harm anyone unless they first try to harm him, is it all right if I let him know where we are so he can come by?
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You can't trust Snape, Lily. He's not who you think he is.

Right, as promised the magic shop is now open. Fortunately, I've managed to regain some of my magick so I've been putting runes for protection up around the place all week. So if, perchance a user of dark magick should come across it they won't be able to come in and buy things they can use for evil. The place is called Practical Magick. I know that's not exactly an imaginative name but where Morgan and I come from, it's a name of a well stocked occult store. That's about it, really. If you want a job just let me know, and the place isn't hard to find.

( Cut for Torchwood Spoilers )

This hurricane is very concerning.

The universe wants to correct itself. I will not let it

I can not believe I am about to ask this. Does anybody have any jobs available at the moment that they need filled? I am fast running out of funds for living in this squalor lovely motel.

This is not New York City, how did I get here? Now I might be bad at science but since when can someone go to sleep in one place and wake up in another?

Dr. Connors is going to kill me if I’m late for class again…