I know Lavender went on and warned the lot of you before, but I think it'd be smart to go on and say it one more time and then some in case someone didn't get the message: there's a raving lunatic on the loose that goes by the name of...well, she already went and told you, didn't she? I'm not about to repeat it. Anyway, You-Know-Who isn't someone you want to cross paths with. He's a mass murdering nutter who can kill you with an easy flick of his wand. Plus he's capable of controlling people, torturing them, and basically doing whatever the bloody hell he wants without even breaking a sweat. He's a real nightmare, he is, so I suggest that you all stay away if you know what's good for you.
Also: if anyone happens to run into a bloke with dark hair, a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead, and a pair of rounded glasses, let him know that Ron Weasley is looking for him. Oh! Or a girl with lots of hair. Messy, messy,
messy hair. And she's got this look about her when you first see her that instantly annoys you
and then makes you want to just grab hold of her and snog her senseless. And she's prolly got her nose buried in a book too. Anyway, if you see her tell her I'm also trying to find her. They can help. Especially with this bloke we're dealing with now.