PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Power Rangers.

Stupidest people ever known to mankind.

They should just crawl back into their little TV sets where they came from. And then maybe they'll die.

I miss Gwen, the one who was here before. I hate this city. It could have at least waited for the baby. It could have at least left me the baby. I wanted her and I wanted him too. I wanted the baby.

And some idiot threw fire at me the other day. We’re going to kill him. If you're lucky, we'll leave him at your window, Spider. We haven't left you a proper present in some time. We still hate you.

Blood and screams, there's nothing as sweet.

My night would have been better if someone hadn't been playing hero! Who needs a school bus full of kids anyways?

[ooc: anyone, feel free to claim the hero role so long as your character is capable to handle Carnage :) ]

I should that one song says it best ‘It’s the end of the world but I feel fine’ though I must say I feel like slaying something just in irritation. Here me without my sword perhaps I should acquire another. Cleave some skulls and watch the blood spray, it has been awhile since I have bathe in blood.

Oh before I go, I met the horseperson War, she a female ironically. I think she is terribly annoyed with me, how amusing? Imagine little me annoying a biblical figure. Go me yay.

This Apocalypse is tiring.

And I've heard that one of the Kryptonians have fallen. Kara, was it?

One less for me to worry about.

Even if I do believe that there was a part of me that liked found her bearable.

Perhaps it is finally time I got involved; the time has passed of observing, though I must say it has been most interesting I have not seen such violence and heartbreak in many many years. I currently need more secure lodgings I am having difficulties with attempts on my life, I am not pleased, not at all! Can’t a man honestly function in this city without some cretin trying to stab him with some kind of crude spear. Honestly that is ridiculous! Have we all deviated back into savages? Next individual who tries to murder me they will solely miss their eyes!

To anyone who is going out of their way to find out the identity of the Anti-Christ:

STOP IT!!!!

Seriously, folks. Have none of you even so much as seen a movie about this particular guy? People who find out tend to die. Painfully, in a bloody fashion usually, and before they can tell anyone else who he happens to be. So trying to figure out who he is? Isn't going to save this world. It might only make things worse.

As for the Anti-Christ himself... if he wants to get involved (and there's nothing to say he isn't already, let's all keep that in mind) I'm sure he's smart enough to know which side is doing what, and to pick where he wants to jump in. It's his call, his choice, and I'm guessing he's likely up to his neck in this stuff already what with the world ending and him not being able to rule it if that happens.

So let's everyone just keep focusing on other things, and not trying to find out information that'll get us killed even sooner than planned, okay?

{filtered to any healer types}
I'm heading to a place called The Sanctuary - it's a shelter for children. They have a few sick people there, so I'd like it if someone else went with me. Any takers?

We know something special. Ask us what it is and we might tell you. Antichrist is running around the city, playing with his toys. And we can give a name. We have his name. He tries to hide it but we know the truth. Ask us.

Lost a good friend,

Didn't exactly end well either, It got awkward and I ran and now I don't know what I'm supposed to want to do...or...say or anything. Could find the guy that did it but what'll that do

You two are probobly the closest things i have to friends in this place so...

Just a hug right about now would be good.

Eddie, Harry Osborns here...and I think I maybe shouldn't have told him you were. I...had no idea,

Look come meet, me, talk to me?

It wasn't you.

This isn't your fault.

PS: How are you dealing with our impending doom, Not been drinking the water right?

Did you grow up in a loving home with a loving father, and a loving mother?

Those of you who did are very fortunate.

Can anybody tell me about a man who wears clown makeup and talks kind of...strangely? I hope someone knows who I mean, I didn't get his name.

You okay?

I mean in general. Fun as getting me drunk enough I can still feel the hangover was we didn't get to properly chat. So chat now?

Hello, everyone!

I only have one thing to say right now, and I honestly never thought I'd use this muggle word at all, because you muggles are so unimaginative when it comes to this but...

...fuck.

[ooc: In reference to transforming tonight of course. If you want to really bug her and get a big reaction (I might be looking at you Ron) now is a good time to do it]

I'm happy for her...for them...but I really think I need to be drunk right now.

So I pose two questions.

1. Who wants tequila?
2. Does this make me the worlds biggest bitch?

I believe it is time for a revolution my children. A new age for vampire kind is coming, it is time for us to band together against our foes.

We need to do something about Gwen.

What to do, what to do.. No, really. What's a lonely symbiote to do?

Webbing is fun, but only for so long.. I'm hungry, I think I'll eat out on the town tonight.

[ooc: pretend there's been people stuck to buildings and poles with red webbing around the city throughout the day]

( Zod's rant on a visit to an X-rated store )

Don’t touch what belongs to us. Next time it will only hurt you.

Went on patrol. Just got back. I'll be in my room if I'm needed.

[Filtered to Ivy]
I don't appreciate you kidnapping me.

I don't have a place to stay again. So I'm back at the cyber cafe. Luckily I think the manager doesn't mind me hanging around.

That was a horrible fire though. Fortunate too in a tiny way. My rent was due and I didnt have the money.

Felicia, I didn't really get a hold of any other companies other than the one's I gave you already

So now we have pyromaniacs too, Wonderful, 

Is that part of the epic good vs evil struggle?

{Filtered to Peter}

See this is what I meant. you have psychopaths burning buildings and yet you get crabby with me for stealing some necklaces.

Blatant hypocracy,  Go fight the real villans Spider

What are you up to, Ivy? I hope you’re not off slaughtering random teenagers in your park, or redecorating the Kodak Theatre with something more earthy and planet friendly. But most important, I hope you’re leaving Gwen alone. Jealousy is not attractive and I haven’t so much as talked to her since she arrived, so keep that in mind if you’re planning anything.

In other words, behave moderately and we won’t have to do something mean to your rainforest.

What kind of insane, idiotic person throws a baby from an eighth story window? Somebody in this city didn’t take proper parenting classes when they obviously should have and the next time I see said person? I’m going to kill him.

I’ll leave the body in some alley for you to find, Spider-Man. I’m sure you’ll want to cry over it for a few hours and waste your time.

Hey Spider, we left you a present near The Civic Center. If you try real hard (Or not hard at all) we bet you could swing over there and spot it. We know how much you dislike all the pesky gang activity, so for your viewing pleasure, we made an artistic expression on the side of City Hall. Oops, just gave the location away. Too bad. There goes half your fun. Anyway, we think most of them in the webs are as stiff as they come, but it’s still a pleasurable sight.

See, that’s what you get when you complain. Dead human gang members.

They were breaking the law anyway. Drugs kill.

Remember that kids. Say no to cocaine. It’s not legal anymore. Sniff markers instead. You can purchase those at Wal-Mart. For a low low price. And on the plus side, they’re having a sale on corn.

... If any of you want corn.

Is this really.. It's 2008? ...Oh God, Oh God...

Does anyone have some Advil?

My wife has gone missing.

I'm not amused. Bring her back if you know what's good for you.

I can’t find Gwen. She’s nowhere. We can’t feel her anymore. She was here and then I came back in the morning and she wasn’t. All her things are gone. All of them. This can’t be happening.

We want to rip something apart. Something warm and alive and soft. We want to rip many things to shreds. We never wanted to before. Not like this.

[Filtered to Gwen]

We need to talk. It’s important. I know I haven’t been around a lot lately and I’m sorry for that, but I really need to talk to you about… things.

[Filtered to Willow]

Lex hasn’t done anything to me yet. He hasn’t sent anybody but I know he will. We know he’s dangerous, not physically to us, but in other ways, more potent ways. If he does something to us will you make sure he leaves Gwen alone? I don’t want him to come after her because of me.

[Filtered to Ivy]

Are you okay? I haven’t seen or talked to you in a while. We miss you. Come see us?

I fell through the spaces on the clock and it's insides are lying to me.

They're made of looking glass, and they change your name to Alice when they move.

I am really screwed. I am officiously in real trouble, the bad kind of trouble that happens when you decide that you’re finally going to stick a knife in your father because he won’t give you a break, and then you do it and panic because you just killed your father and left fingerprints and strands of hair everywhere before taking off in his Porsche. For the record, I didn’t kill my father. If he were here I’d feel like killing him very slowly and making sure that it was painful. I never did anything to him. It’s not my fault my mother died in childbirth. You can’t take your anger out on an innocent child who had nothing to do with his mother’s death.

Anyway… Now that I’ve officially ditched Lex I know that he’ll be throwing everything he’s got at me. If it was only me I wouldn’t care and we might even laugh in his face a few times. But the thing is, it’s not just me and now I have to worry about Gwen and the baby. Going after her would be the best way for him to hurt me. He must know that. He wanted me to kill this kid, Ron Weasley, and I told him I wouldn’t do it, and then more came out and here I am. Screwed

Gwen, I did something terrible. I asked an evil witch to make you love me and now you do and I feel bad because when you say you love me, I know it’s only because of the spell and that it’s not real. And I'm not who you think I am.

If they let me out of here, I'm just going to try to kill myself again because I cannot bear to live without him.

I love him so much.

There's not a single scientific explanation that I can produce that will provide everyone with the explanations that they need in order to understand what's going on here.

In other news, I'm Peter Parker. Also known as your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Wait. That's not right.

My daughter is here and she's from the future. Which is terrifying. I really miss MJ and Aunt May. And Eddie? While I still have faith in you, I still want to punch you in your obnoxious face.

Okay. Who out there can't stop telling the truth?

I was going to post a "Happy Father's day" post yesterday.

But then I remembered how much of a jerk my dad is, and how much I still hate him.

And how much of a jerk Aaron's dad is, and how much I still hate him too.

So I decided against it.

No offense.

I really don't like this constant need to pee, and why is it called morning sickness when it lasts all day?

I really want to get out of here, now.

I just don't know how I ended up here...