PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Aw maaaan, when'd they frickin' change the purple Gatorade? This is totally not the way it's supposed to taste.

COMMUNITY INTERACTION TIME OR SOMETHING OK
What's your fave color? Not of Gatorade just in general.

Ok, why is the Bruins game not in the TV guide?  No love for my boys up in?

.. Oh man, I was gettin' sportsy, pokin' around lookin' at the minors and stuff - there's a Red Sox farm team out here - 

This whole place? The people who run it? It's sick. They're wrong. Things shouldn't be this way.

I want to go home.

Maybe I should have left him at the bottom of the lake

I hope people learn, and I hope they learn fast.

Whoa.

Realization: There's still a Disneyland!

Man, I had Lilo & Stitch on DVD when I was little, and it had this commercial for Disneyland in front of the movie, and I never really got that it was a real place until they bombed it...

Hey, where's a girl go to get some mj? I didn't see it at the grocery, yeah?

That was wicked.

I love this job.

... am I dead?

Last thing I remember's the bloody Demo yellin' my name, yeah? Then I wake up here - where the bloody hell is this place? Sure as hell doesn't look like the barracks - nor's it hospital -

Mebbe it's hell, 'n I just don't get any fire? Bloody f'n hell -

He's real. He's real. He's real. He's not just a dream. He's real.

He's right there.

I don't feel so good.

Leia.. Jaina. Be careful, okay? Please?

You know, it would really make things so much easier if he were only a female. Granted, he'd still be a bit young, but that would certainly make things more convenient in the end. Child of a child, hm?

I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of entertainment in this city. Granted, my work has been progressing quite well, given the wide variety of available 'demonic' specimens, but still-- pleasure must come first from time to time. And that interfering creature--! How dare he step into my Sendings! .. Still. He has quite a mind.

WELCOME TO 2005

Umm.

Everyone speaks English here, ne? Where.. am I? It's somewhere in the United States, I think, because everyone sounds like David-san, but-- no one has ears. I mean-- well, obviously they do, but.. Surely not everyone is an adult..

Yuiko-san? Are you and Ritsuka-san here, too? Um. Maybe this is why Ritsuka-san hasn't been coming to school. Maybe he got pulled here, too.

To put this lightly, sleeping in the same bed as a..another male is really odd. Specifically when said male is your best friend and has a habit of kicking the blankets off of the bed.

With that said, I think I've dealt with my weird of the week.

Okay..maybe not.

Will? You out there somewhere? Are you all right?

Hiya, I got myself using one of the computers at the library.

I am new in LA. Well, I am rather new to this planet Earth. I got myself a small place to live and I got a job all ready as a waitress. I don’t have much.

But, I am wondering is anyone out there new like to help someone like me? I noticed it’s a rather big city.

How come grown-ups are so dumb?

I have to say, LA is significantly wackier than anyone or anything at Stanford.

I think Britney Spears hit on me in Starbucks this morning.

Ok, what the frickin' hell am I doing here?  Did I sleep through the show getting cancelled or something?  Am I just the lucky bastard who got picked for some kind of new concept pilot?  Hey, that would actually be wicked sweet - you know, street-fighting and shit.  Hells yes, they could have that oldies song for the credits, and oh man can you even imagine how much fun the Demo would have if they'd let him blow up entire city blocks?  But yeah - you'd think they'da told me if that was the plan -

Spy, did you - no, if it was him he'd be up in my ass about it already...

Are any of you guys out there?  Pyro?  Medic?

What the hell?

Maybe I just got bonked on the head one time too many.

I gotta say, though, LA's looking better than I thought it would.  I mean, the shots I saw on tv before I went in, the place looked frickin' trashed to god's asshole and back, like those Coalition bastards'd just dumped the whole arsenal on it, y'know?