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Exar Kun ([info]oh_darkest) wrote in [info]paragraffiti,
@ 2008-01-02 00:23:00

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Entry tags:charlie mcgee, clark kent, cordelia chase, exar kun, jubilation lee, michael connelly, sarah vida, tony montana

You know, it would really make things so much easier if he were only a female. Granted, he'd still be a bit young, but that would certainly make things more convenient in the end. Child of a child, hm?

I'm a bit disappointed by the lack of entertainment in this city. Granted, my work has been progressing quite well, given the wide variety of available 'demonic' specimens, but still-- pleasure must come first from time to time. And that interfering creature--! How dare he step into my Sendings! .. Still. He has quite a mind.


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[info]ex_knightsab294
2008-01-02 06:02 am UTC (link)
And just what the hell makes you think that females are easier to deal with?

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 06:05 am UTC (link)
Females can be impregnated, my dear. And a child, taken at birth, can be shaped into whatever form I choose.

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[info]ex_knightsab294
2008-01-02 06:14 am UTC (link)
Not all of us plan to be used for solely popping out offspring. Sorry, but we ain't all breeding farms. Desperate for a kid? Go fucking clone yourself.

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(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_knightsab294, 2008-01-02 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_knightsab294, 2008-01-02 06:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_knightsab294, 2008-01-02 06:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:30 am UTC

[info]thescout
2008-01-02 06:06 am UTC (link)
What the fuck are you, cockfag, some kind of fucking pedo?

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 06:07 am UTC (link)
Obsessed is the more appropriate term.

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[info]thescout
2008-01-02 06:15 am UTC (link)
Yeah, you're a real big fuckin' man, you are, if you got a thing against some little kid.

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(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thescout, 2008-01-02 06:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thescout, 2008-01-02 06:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thescout, 2008-01-02 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thescout, 2008-01-02 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:10 am UTC

[info]ex_cordychas618
2008-01-02 06:33 am UTC (link)
Wow, creepy much?

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 06:34 am UTC (link)
How kind.

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[info]ex_cordychas618
2008-01-02 06:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, please. Like kindness is something you would actually recognize, or were even expecting given the freak-factor of your post.

Unless you actually consider being called creepy a kind thing, in which case you just totally proved that you're nowhere near sane, lucid, or rational.

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(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_cordychas618, 2008-01-02 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:57 am UTC

[info]shadow_lust
2008-01-02 07:16 am UTC (link)
You...are interesting in a way that I should not be intrigued by.

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 07:17 am UTC (link)
People have always been fascinated with the Dark.

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(no subject) - [info]shadow_lust, 2008-01-02 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadow_lust, 2008-01-02 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadow_lust, 2008-01-02 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shadow_lust, 2008-01-02 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:35 pm UTC
Private to Exar - [info]shadow_lust, 2008-01-02 08:01 pm UTC

[info]thescout
2008-01-02 07:24 am UTC (link)
Oh for Christ's sake Elisabeth don't go makin' friends with the nutbar who's fucking with my little br Luke, come on.

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(no subject) - [info]shadow_lust, 2008-01-02 07:25 am UTC

[info]crystallized
2008-01-02 07:53 am UTC (link)
You touch that little boy and I am going to introduce you to an ass beating like one you've never experienced, boyo.

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Really? Is that a promise? Because I should so love a challenge.

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(no subject) - [info]crystallized, 2008-01-02 07:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crystallized, 2008-01-02 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 08:07 pm UTC

[info]firecrackers
2008-01-02 07:55 am UTC (link)
Umm..eww.

Back off the kid..or I'll make you explode.

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Through some means of your own abilities, or through explosives? Because I assure you, dear girl, that explosives would never work. If you have such abilities, however-- hmm.

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(no subject) - [info]firecrackers, 2008-01-02 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]firecrackers, 2008-01-02 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]firecrackers, 2008-01-02 07:59 pm UTC

[info]mylittlefriend
2008-01-02 12:43 pm UTC (link)
What the fuck, man? You gonna go after a kid and hurt him? Fuck that! If I ever had a boy, you better not hurt him. or I'll give ya one of those 1st class tickets to the Resurrection.

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 06:45 pm UTC (link)
I can assure you that I am not at all interested in whatever progeny you may produce. If the parent is unremarkable, then there's an almost ninety percent chance that the child will be unremarkable, as well.

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(no subject) - [info]mylittlefriend, 2008-01-03 06:40 am UTC

[info]charliemcgee
2008-01-02 04:43 pm UTC (link)
So I'm trying to figure out what about your statement has so many people on this board flipping their shit. It seems to me you just said you wished your obsession was a female, which he isn't, and that he was a bit young even if he was a female. Which, he still isn't.

I'm not seeing anywhere that you said you were going after him. In fact, best to my knowledge that's something you're having an awfully hard time doing at the moment. So, I wonder, why is everyone freaking out? Anyone with half a brain can tell you're not about sunshine and flowers and shit. Are they all really that surprised that your posts don't contain that stuff too?

Anyway. Enough of my pointless rambling. This city does suck in the way of entertainment, I'll agree, and I have to admit I'm pretty impressed that your work with the vampires is going so well.

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Humanity, as a species, tends to overreact where children are concerned. It's an unfortunate flaw, but then, that's what makes us so terribly fascinating---for all our flaws, we have still managed to survive throughout the ages. Indeed, some of those flaws have turned into assets.

Admittedly, I enjoy being threatened, though only if the other party is serious. The fight is in my blood.


If you're interested, I'd be more than happy to show you my results. Call it.. an interest in 'talking shop', if you will.

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(no subject) - [info]charliemcgee, 2008-01-02 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]charliemcgee, 2008-01-02 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 07:37 pm UTC

[info]richardbriddick
2008-01-02 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Funny thing about kids. They tend to have people that'll protect them. Seeing some of the stuff this city has to offer, and knowing a few of the ones who replied to you, I have to say it'd be pretty fuckin' interesting to see how you handle them when they're out for your blood.

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-02 08:41 pm UTC (link)
I sincerely hope that they will throw themselves at me in numbers.

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(no subject) - [info]richardbriddick, 2008-01-02 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]richardbriddick, 2008-01-02 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oh_darkest, 2008-01-02 09:06 pm UTC

[info]boy_scout
2008-01-02 09:48 pm UTC (link)
What's this about, why are you after a child? You don't seem like a very nice guy. I will say this once: don't hurt any kids.

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[info]oh_darkest
2008-01-03 12:20 am UTC (link)
Not a very 'nice' guy, you say. 'Nice'. A child's word, like 'bad'.

No, dear boy, I am not very 'nice'. And the little one is mine, so I should say this once: don't interfere.

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(no subject) - [info]boy_scout, 2008-01-03 06:29 am UTC

[info]princessyue
2008-01-03 10:33 pm UTC (link)
So.. you want the child..
But does that mean you are going to take the child?

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