PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

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[ooc: Backdated to the day of Hurricane Katrina hitting New Orleans. Also, I'm not sure if anyone involved in the plot where Monica was going to attempt to save her mom are still interested in doing it, cause I was gone for a while, but yeah XD I'm game if you guys are, if not that's cool too.

Ah, yeah. Basically said it, but for those who don't know, Monica's mom died during Hurricane Katrina :(]

Just so everyone knows. I don't intend on leaving my room, for a very, very long time.

Do you have a few minutes? I have a question or two to ask you - nothing big or world shaking, though.

[Filtered to Peter Petrelli and Future!Hiro]

God, I don't even know if you're back from wherever it was you went Peter.

And I can't believe I'm doing this because it's you two.... but...

I kinda, maybe don't have anyone else to talk to.

But what is it with you men? I offer someone a... private dance and.....

It's not like I wanted anything serious with him or anything, I'm not even saying I like him for that matter....

Is it me?

[shortly after Sarah's departure]

Despite some confusion as to the legitimacy of the claim, Peter was taken by Jareth, the 'Goblin King'. Threatening Jareth won't do anyone a damned bit of good and might only make things more difficult for Peter. That's the last thing he needs right now.

The best person for the job of getting him back is currently doing so, which means for now we can only wait. It could be a few minutes or it could be longer - there's no way of knowing for certain.

The best thing to do is conduct business as usual, not make a public fuss about this (beyond what is out there at this point) and not let the other side take advantage of this. Everyone knows their part and we're a team, we can do that, right?

That said, who has a copy of that damned movie?

[Cordy]
Any word from the PTB?

[f!Hiro]
There are a bunch of dead goblin bodies in mine and Pete's room, among other signs of a big fight. If you could corral the boys and pass them to Charlie to keep them out of the room, I'd appreciate it.

[Charlie]
Can you watch the boys for me? They can be down here, I just need another set of eyes right now.

[Gabriel]
If you can get it for me, I need video trained on where Heidi and Jareth are, which is across the street diagonally. Audio too if you can manage it, route it all to the front desk computer. If not, that's fine, but I need options. I gotta know what's going on down there and if she needs back-up.

[Buffy]
I get that you're not happy with how thing have been, but I need you to be in charge of tactical, 'fight the good fight' side of things. It's not in my realm of experience and it's never gonna be. You're the one I trust most and I know Pete would feel the same.

[f!Claire]
I need you to do me a favor. Reply to [several links] on Pete's last message, let them know he is gone but will be back. I don't want the city as a whole getting any more of an eyeful of this, but Pete'd want them to know.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OW.

The next person that fucks with my head is getting a katana shoved into their gut.

[Filtered to Nathan and Peter]
Keep her the fuck away from me from now on. Or you'll not have either parent left.

[Filtered to Peter]
It didn't make that much of an ass out of myself, did I?

[Filtered to Charlie]
I'm sorry.

I don't like not being real!

Has anyone seen Claire? The older one, that is. I do think I owe her an apology for how I behaved the other day. It was downright thoughtless of me to say the things that I said. I don't know what could have possibly possessed me to be so rude.

Peter. Have I told you how much I love you today?

Nathan. You're a good man. I'm sorry if I did or said anything to you when you first showed up that made you uncomfortable.

Not-Yet Gabriel. I'm sorry that you creep me out. But that is my problem, not yours. Maybe I'll be able to get over it eventually. It's just hard to remember that even he was human once, that even he wanted to be forgiven for a time. I shouldn't persecute you for things that you haven't done.

Charlie. I love you. I always have, and I always will. I will understand if you'd rather be with the me that isn't scarred with more baggage than anyone should have to deal with. I just want you happy.

While I'm at it, does anyone need anything done? I'm feeling really good right now.

When I first got here, you wanted me to remind you to punch my dad in the face when/if he ever got here.

Why do you want to punch him?

I...don't even know what to think or do anymore.

Niki got into a fight last night. She's hurt. I'm gonna go try and help her out.

Yes, I know this is a bad idea.

I'm beginnin' to think this is some kinda paradox, what with all kindsa people showin' up from different times and places for a theoretical war between good and evil. Though I can't figure out which one because the Grandfather clause applies to the ones that came from the future, preventin' somethin' bad to save their world but then there's the predestination paradox where those of us from the past were meant to share some kinda knowledge to help out.

Maybe.

As much as I like a challenge, I feel a little over my head about this one. Supernaural forces and physics go together a little like oil and water sometimes.

...anyone else notice the traffic lights are out?

The Joker is here! We must stop him!

A green woman invaded my home recently.

I need information on her. Does anyone have any?

Hiro! When do we find Wolverine?!...

[Filtered to Heroes]
Everyone here is from the future..Hiro becomes a hero sword master, Flying Man is president, Where am I in five years? Am I rich, or famous? No one has told me.

This does not look like New York...Hiro? Where are you?

I think I am in trouble.

Who is Sylar?

So it's been a while since I was last in LA, but I don't seem to remember weird guys with fangs and an attitude problem before. Now my name is Niki Sanders, does someone wanna tell me what the hell is going on around here?

I'm definitely not supposed to be here.

The lady at the counter said someone on here could explain the 'weird crap' going on in Los Angeles, so any takers?

Hello!

Effective immediately, everyone involved in Angel Investigations will be required to learn at least basic self defense. There will be twice-weekly training sessions in the gym in Krav Maga, taught by myself. This is a very basic, extremely effective method of self defense.

You're only excused from the lessons with clearance from me.

Further training will be optional, and made available as soon as I get some instructors. If anyone wants to offer their services for this, let me know.

( filtered to future!Hiro )

( filtered to Jack Landors )

( filtered to Davy Jones )

( filtered to Nathan Petrelli and Charlie Andrews )

So. How much will have to be replaced in the morning? At least try not to torch the bed this time, all right? That was hell to clean up the last time you did it.

By show of hands, who here is a geek. Don't be shy, step up to the plate.

It is time.

( [filtered to Nathan, Heidi, Hiro (both), Sarah, Willow, Cordelia] )

I would like to expand my training on the sword. Is there anyone who will help me?

I betrayed Takezo Kensei.

I recently found that Wolfram and Hart can be very understanding of one’s situation when you offer them your services and undying loyalty. Now, I am not the type to turn myself over to somebody else, but what I asked for and received in return was well worth forgetting the usual and choosing to do something new.

This would be the perfect moment for you to come pay me a visit, Potter. We could have tea and then I could kill you. What do you say? I’ll let you bring your girlfriend along and she can watch while I rip out your internal organs and shove them down your throat, without the use of my hands! Or my wand! That sounds fun, does it not?

I’m too excited to sit her much longer. I need to go out and do something with my time. I feel like assassinating somebody important… Potter is on the top of my list, but until we run into each other, I’ll be happy to murder people in his name. Children, perhaps… Little, pathetic muggle children.

What year is this?

[filter includes Heidi, both Claires, Cordelia, Angela, Hiro, Sarah]

I need everyone to be careful around Peter for the next few days, for his sake and ours. He's absorbed an ability from one of the X-Men and he can't touch anyone without hurting them. He's working on suppressing it, so if he's not around or standoffish when he is, that's why. He has gloves, but this isn't going to be easy for him even with them on.

[Cordelia]
Interested in being an interfering little sister?
[/Cordelia]

I'm out. Call if there's an emergency.

[Nathan]
Keep her away from me for a while, would you?

How did I end up here? What is going on?! Where am I?! One second I was with my cousin, and then - I was here.

Is this some sort of joke? A trick? Dr. Suresh? Bob? This isn't some test is it? If it is it is NOT a good one! Am I dreaming?

Niki? Micah? Are you here?! Are you two alright?! Oh God, please tell me you're okay! Please, please, please tell me you're okay!!

Niki you can't be dead! You got out some other way. God, God, please don't let her be dead! It's all my fault if she is! I should have waited for the police! I shouldn't have tried to be the hero Micah saw in me!

Hey, Hiro?

I just got a notice. Someone found a woman asking for you.

Her name's Charlie Andrews.

When were you going to tell me that you stuck your mother in the room next to me? Why am I stuck between not-yet-Sylar and the devil woman?

Ahahhahahahaa. What's this? Did the itty bitty heroes lose some of their big and bad leaders?

Wow. I think I'm going to go out and throw a party in their names.

What were they again? Oh, right.

Peter and Katara.

Rest in pieces, bitches.

Peter Petrelli, I swear to god, if you have been messing around with the space-time continuum enough to break it, you will be sorry. I have told you not to do things that would result in displacement like this!