PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

( filtered ; Hyperion residents )

I really wonder, sometimes, if I don't perhaps have a madman magnet attached somewhere to my body. I'm very sick of nightmares, and I don't know how to shut them off so they don't bother Threepio and Artoo. Meditation doesn't work at all anymore.

Also: All men are not pigs, no Ma'am, but some certainly do give all of us a bad name. If people like me can even be considered men. Isolder has called me a monk upon several occasions, as if it is some sort of third gender.

I've left the Hyperion. I'm going to stay with Sam.

I'll be okay.

Claire, I was the werewolf that attacked you and Aaron. I’m sorry. I really did want to kill the both of you though, I couldn’t help it. It’s like I’m Jekyll and Hyde. There are two of me and they’re at war, and it scares me so much.

I know vampires and werewolves are supposed to hate each other, but I felt so alive when I went hunting with Darla that one time, right before my first transformation.




Did I really just type all of that?! Oh Merlin…now I want to die.

I hate it here. I liked it better when there were fewer people in the Hyperion, because I feel so bloody useless compared to everyone else now. I used to be able to help with stuff, but now there are all these people with abilities who do it. I hate not being able to do anything, and as nice as it is I hate the fact I'm the only one in the hotel who has someone assigned to look after them. I really want to leave. I don't think anyone would really care if I did. They'd just say they care because they're the "good guys" and they're supposed to say that kind of thing. Which really makes them bad, because they are liars right?

And I kind of want a boyfriend, even though I'm afraid he'll turn out to be a user and a "baby doesn't fit into my plans so I'm leaving you completely and utterly screwed" like Aaron's father. Honestly, what type of a asshole do you have to be to do that?! Are all men like that? My dad left when he realized a love child wouldn't work out with his career anymore, and my ex-boyfriend left when he realized that a baby would ruin his career too. Is that all you men care about!?

I didn't even want to have a baby. I wanted to have an abortion. And from what I did to my mum I didn't think I was suited for the job. But he convinced me that the baby would be good for us, and then he up and leaves me! So I was going to give up Aaron for adoption. But the family never turned up. I kind of hope my ex dies a painful lonely death.

I'm so frustrated with everything! I'd rather be stuck at home serving greasy fish and chips, and being hit on by toothy creeps for the rest of my miserable existence, then be here anymore.

I'm lonely too. Really lonely. The people I cared about are either gone or don't remember me. Everyone has someone but me and I hate it.

I also think I used to have a crush on Angel.



Why am I saying these things?! Oh God!

I'm hungry and I can't find Giselle and this is all becoming goddamned ridiculous.

I know I act like I don't want to be at the Hyperion, but I really do. I feel left out.

And Oprah makes me cry.

I was going to post a "Happy Father's day" post yesterday.

But then I remembered how much of a jerk my dad is, and how much I still hate him.

And how much of a jerk Aaron's dad is, and how much I still hate him too.

So I decided against it.

No offense.

I really don't like this constant need to pee, and why is it called morning sickness when it lasts all day?

Is anyone else in the mood for Oreos and peanut butter, because I sure am. It would be much more fun to eat them with someone else, then on my own.

And no I did not start doing this after that Lindsey Lohan movie. Peanut butter simply tastes good on - almost, everything.

[Giselle]

Thank you so much for looking after Aaron for me! I think he is quite taken with you!

So...I guess I used to live here, I don't...really remember much, or anything actually. All I know is I'm here now and I don't really know what that means or who I am supposed to know or anything so yeah...

I really love this place lately. For you newcomers, it gets better. It really does.

Would anyone mind taking care of Aaron for a night or the weekend? I'd really appreciate it - more than you can imagine.

And would anyone like to come toy shopping with me for Aaron sometime? I can treat you to Starbucks afterward.

I prefer New York.

Veronica is okay, I wish I could say more but I'm taking a big enough risk as it is telling you this.

All right, this isn't funny anymore. Nice joke, real elaborate with the glowy piece of whatever and the newspaper that's telling me it's 2005. I'm impressed, I admit it. Now knock it off!

...where'd the Hollywood sign go?

Alright, I know I can't possibly be the only parent out there.

I could really use some help or advice. I have a nine month old son and well...I am completely awful at being a mother! After what I did to my own! I SHOULD NOT be a mother!! I was never supposed to be a mother.

...some parenting tips would be nice.

I've been staying with you all for a while, but I haven't really spent a lot of time making friends because I've been busy swinging around on webs because I've been a little distracted. I'd like to start doing that. So! Coming out of hiding here, I'm Peter Parker. I'm big on science, photography, wearing tights and chinese food.

I think we should have a ball. It could be a lot of fun, and we have a gorgeous ball room that no one uses. It might be good to lighten things up around here, there can be music and dancing and of course people can dress up.

I would love to organize one.

So, who wants to explain to me how a werewolf got into the hotel this weekend? I know you all had other issues you had to deal with, but I hope you realized that Aaron - my BABY almost got EATEN! And if wasn't for Kitty he probably would have been!

So much for me thinking you were all so great. I swear if he was eaten I would have never forgiven any of you!

Thanks Kitty. I owe you one.

Really.

Alright, I know I posted about Flight 815 earlier today, but I really do think I'm going crazy, or that this is some awful joke or nightmare.

It says there is a group called the Oceanic Six. A group of six survivors.

One of them is Aaron! I know my baby when I see it and it's him! Only his name is Aaron Austen. And the person I met who told me about 815, he isn't part of this group.

But I saw recent pictures! Of this Kate woman holding Aaron. My Aaron! But he is with me...

...are there two of us? How can I be here if the plane was supposed to crash? Because it didn't crash. At least my plane didn't. I came here. I have the tickets and paper work to prove it!

I'm willing to believe some of you have super powers, that there are vampires and demons, and all these other things going on we can't control, but this - this is a little much.

I'm so confused and scared!

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!

Do any of you know anything about Oceanic Flight 815? The plane that disappeared back in September, and was found later with everyone dead inside it?

I was on that plane, but it didn't disappear! It came here! And I'm alive! I still have my ticket!

I've been searching for it on Google, and Wikipedia, but I don't really trust either. Especially when wikipedia keeps calling some Australia actors Brits!

[Continued to those at the Hyperion]

Would any of you mind looking after Aaron for a few hours? So I can freak out about Flight 815 a little more without having to worry about him?

He's the best nine month old baby around, I promise.

And if you want a baby sitting fee or anything, since I don't have that much money at the moment I could make you fish and chips. I'm really good at it.

Can we talk?

About Flight 815 and the island?

I know you have a lot more important things to worry about then this, so I'll understand if you don't answer this right away.

I met someone about a week ago, and it's not that type of meet someone (I wish!). His name is Sawyer and according to him Flight 815 the plane that brought me here, crashed on an island and we were stranded their for four months.

He knows my baby's name is Aaron, and he even knows the colour of my diary and how addicted I am to peanut butter!

I told him I'd get back to him, and he and I could talk. I get the feeling I can trust him, but I don't know...

Is what he says even possible? Because if it is, why did I end up in LA and not on this island?

As most of you already know, we made it back, and Cordelia is with us again.

Katara, Connor, Jack Sparrow, Tia, Will Turner...the whole crew, and all of you here at the hotel. You made this possible. Without all of your effort, we would have never made it back, you guys are the ones that deserve the credit.

That's why Angel Investigations is being left in the hands of Katara and Peter Evans. I'm not fit to be the leader of something like this. I'm not going anywhere, but they're much more capable than I am, and I want everyone to listen to them.

( For Hyperion residents only )

I'm...back.

And Spike...he's evil.

Something just bit me, I'm fine, but I think we need to get out of here right now.

Adam? Claire? Gabriel? Where are you?

And I just found Fred, I think she got bit too.

Edit: Let's get everyone to the lobby, and see what we can do to fight this off.

VERY IMPORTANT: MISSING BABY!

When was the last time any of you saw Cordelia?

I have an announcement to make. I, Veronica Mars, am in love with the luscious lady Cordelia Chase.

I wish I was actually able to do something. I feel so useless. All I do is filing and looking after Aaron, while the rest of you are out saving people and the world.

Are you sure you want me in AI?

What does everyone say to a karaoke night to boost morale?

Thank fuck Valentines Day is over and done with..

Oh, for anyone who cares, I have to go away for a short while. Friends of mine called me, there is a...problem that I need to handle before it comes here. So I'll be back as soon as time allows.

Please let Nikolas and Kristopher be okay...please..

Sorry to those who are counting on me.

Would someone please watch after Caryn? She'll overdo it if she's left to her own devices.

How long can a person go without eating or sleeping before they uh...die?

dark & dark

Saint ( silly bloodsuckers? )





do N O T touch hyperion

Any clue as to how long this eclipse is going to last?

i'd really like to be able to bend again

Three days, three nights. No time to sleep more than an hour if that.

Would someone PLEASE tell me they figured out the problem?

I'm really, really, sorry about Aaron everyone.

I don't know why he won't stop screaming, I've never been so scared, so any help...I'd love you for it!

Again, I'm so sorry!

I don't know what to do!

So yeah that big thumpin noise you mighta heard just now if you live at the Hyperion

that was me finding out I'm waaaaaaaaay too fucked up to dance a goddamn jig right now

hahahahaha

Is it just me or does this place get stranger by the minute day?

[filtered from King Henry VIII;]

For heaven's sake, please don't tell him what he gets up to later in his life. He's already a bit fragile. And show a little respect---he is a king, and he's used to his title. Otherwise, I'll be mean and send you nightmares.

[/filtered]

Well, the Lovers' Butterflies have already come in handy once. And Alpha has decided to re-stock the shop alphabetically to practice his English.

While I'm doing this, I may as well also make the rooms above my shop available to anyone who needs a place to sleep for a few days. There's room enough for a few people.