PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

This place is so quiet. I've twittered my boredom. I've updated the Blur's website, added those new pictures we were sent! The apron..! so many hits already! I even added a new webcast live. Now I've run out of things to do. We should play a game. But nothing like iSpy, that'd be hard online. How about Letters and Words?

I just tracked her down. She seems fine. Maybe still getting over the latest Senior Partner antics, but she seems okay. She's just kept herself really busy.

So I'm minding my own business. Kicking bad guy culo. Taking names. Looking ridiculously good in leather while I do it, if I do say so myself. I had just given this hombre talking to, when I spotted another bastardo coming out of nowhere. Can I point out how rude it is to try and sneak up on somebody? Anyway, I was all ready to shout out 'Hark who goes there!', when I ended up here.

Now. My theories are brain injury and concussion from that wall my head .. grazed or in truth I've fallen through the rabbit hole and in the next few seconds a cat suffering from Delusional Disorder will come up to me and tell me that this is all a wonderful life.

Brain damage. Or insanity. What's your theory. Feel free to discuss. I'm curious. My theory is insanity. Seeing as people here seem to think vampires exist and there are a lot of websites devote to Kent. It's disturbing

And did you know that my laptop isn't here? And that I'm not very happy about that? I thought you all should know. Hopefully, you'll be nice enough to point me to the direction of the person I should beat up blame.

ETA: Anyone want to tell me why Metropolis isn't on any maps but it shows up on wiki? Under comics?

[ooc: As Angel of Vengeance]

So..Did I ever tell you that I'm terrible at introductions? It's true if you can believe it. It's probably impossible to believe I know. But really..really terrible with first impressions.

Anyway..I told you I'd explain how I knew Kal-El. So I will the best I can.

But first in this city we're all from different worlds. Different times..there are different versions of us in these other times and worlds that are the same but different because of slightly altered events in history. I'm guessing mine is another time with a different you, because you don't recognize me, in my time I knew you or at least of you. Alternate realities if that makes sense. In mine it's 2009 and there are groups of heroes. The predominate one being the Justice League. Superman, Batman, the Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Hawk Girl, Martian ManHunter and others. The Teen Titans spawned from the Justice League with the Robin before me as the leader of that team who was Batman's first partner before I took over. He became Nightwing after I took over as Robin.

Kon was my best friend and teammate on the Teen Titans. He was Superboy, but he wasn't. He was a clone of Kal-El created by Cadmus Labs and Lex Luthor to recreate Kryptonian DNA because it couldn't be replicated or stabilized. He broke out of Cadmus Labs and found me and Impulse, we were in Metropolis but I can't remember why exactly, one mission or another that Batman sent us on. Through him I met Kal-El, who took pity on Kon and persuaded Martha and Jonathan Kent to adopt him while he trained him and taught him how to use his powers for good.

I've been working on spending more time out of the house. Looking for a job, finally. No interviews yet, but I'm patient. I can wait.

On the other hand, I tried my hand at hunting tonight. Found a nest of nasty looking vamps. Took on a handful, but I need to go back and wipe the place out as soon as I get patched up and gather more supplies. I want to get them before they abandon the place, so if there's anyone out there who wants to help out? It'd be sort of awesome if you could.

[Filtered to Faith]
That'd include you.

Look, I've been meaning to talk to you.

[Filtered to The Hyperion/allies/friends of Faith - hidden from Faith]

Faith's birthday is on the 14th. I'm gonna throw her a party. I've got the finances to buy supplies, I just need to figure out where we ought to do this along with who is going to show and be involved. Mind helping a guy out?

So I think that fighting vampires has a lot of advantages, in the grand scheme of things. The bodies evaporating has to be my favorite feature though, I must admit.

Maybe it's just knowing that I'll never have to hear Deadpool speak again. That's definitely a bonus.