PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Kennedy, hon? I'll be home late again tonight. Chief wants me to show some rookies the ropes. I told him it's been happening way to often, and there are other officers in this unit. But he won't have any of it. It's third shift, so I won't see you until mid morning again..unless you think that stuffy watcher of yours will cut the leash short for once and let you join me on my route? What'dya say, feel like sparing my sanity, help me out with the fresh meat? These guys are so green they can't hold a gun without their hands shaking.

They're gone. I woke up and everyone in the house is gone. If my family is planning some sort of surprise or trick, now would be an excellent time to tell me, even if you think one of the boys will be angry at you for telling on them.

Castiel
John. Sam. Dean. BEN...they're all gone, Castiel. Tell me that they're out for ice cream or something.

Please.

Is there a reason why none of my employees showed up today, I've heard you Muggles have something called 'senior skip day,' but none of them are elderly. What do elderly people skip out on anyways?

Did you know The Green River killer was married with five children? He also was a decorated U.S. Army National Guard helicopter pilot. Makes one wonder if anyone around them is a serial killer.

Maybe one of you on this board is! Hmmm?

Attention Slayers. I want your roll call. Now. Please tell me you're here, and also not acting crazy.

[Xander]
Please tell me you're you, and fine. Please?

[EDIT: Filtered, Xander, Fred, Jacen, Tenel Ka, Cathy]
Apparently we can blame Wolfram and Hart. What else is new.

Cathy if you learn anything new, could you share?

Foster Father for sale. I'll let you take him off my hands for nothing more than a pack of gum and a good enough kidnapping note. I'll even provide the rope. He works hard for his money and he'll penny-pinch every sing he cleans after himself. He's intelligent and expects nothing but the best. He looks out for you aka he watches your every move like you're some sort of.

The only fault is that he piddles. No lie. However, I'm sure if you had more patience than I do, you'd be able to train him.

[Filtered to Ruby]

You busy tonight?

[Filtered to Buffy, Tenel Ka, Fred, Cathy, Mary Winchester]

Okay, who is on our list of people we need to (a) find &/or (b) let me near their heads so I can try to make their minds right again?

ETA:
Lindsey
Faith
Sarah
Nathan
Winchesters. All of them. Except Mary.
Anya.
Spike.
Ruby.
Claire. Both?
Kennedy