PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Dean is very lame and not joining in the costume fun, so I traded up for that manly man Han Solo*. If I end up thinking I'm Leia for the night, that would actually be kind of awesome.

Han is demanding his sugar coma, so I hope everyone's ready for us to come knocking at your doors for candy.

[ooc: *PRETEND IT'S A PICTURE OF BEN AND CLAIRE THAT CLAIRE JUST HAD TAKEN OF THEM, OKAY.]

No.. it most certainly did NOT take me eight years to graduate. Hey, Bart, where are you?

I think someone spiked the cider, as I just have to be having some form of drunken hallucinations.

Someone wanna tell me why a goddamn giant angry teddy bear tried to attack me? Not even the Toys R' Us is normal around this place.

MY ACTION FIGURES ARE FORMING AN ARMY.

THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER.

I had this little tiny horse on a keychain and...well, long story short, my keys walked off. I guess it's not so strange if anyone's seen them walking around anymore?

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I'm arguing with a Barbie doll right now, and all of the Toys R' Us sales associates have long since run from the premises screaming. Happy Halloween?

[pretend there's a fifteen second mobile phone video here, featuring crib mobile animals swinging on their little strings and trying to kill each other]

Was pretty sure I'd seen everything. Huh.

Well.. hmm. This is very odd, even for here. Halloween is usually my favorite holiday of the year. Not sure what to think of it at this point. I was passing by those bins at my work, and I'd swear some of the toys were trying to get out of them. There was banging on the inside. Honestly, you can't make stuff like that up. I don't know how else to say it.

And now that I'm home. Some stuffed animals tried to chase me! The action figures tried to surround me too. It's kinda cute. Sort of. In that weird way. Luckily, I managed to get out of the room and seal the doors shut. So that's good for now. Though I'm sort of stuck in my bedroom for now.. not sure what else around here has a mind of its own.

The toy clown in my room just jumped off the shelf and tried to scale up my leg.

And I say to you, what the hell.

Times like these I wish I had lightsaber toys. I think I need to run out and buy some right now. Or well I would if I could get past Optimus Prime and the autobots blocking my door.