PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I'm NOT douche me and I shouldn't get crap about anything douche me does, OKAY?

If I'm gonna get heat for it, maybe I'll just kiss her myself!

Hey there, Sammy, how are you doing?

Faith asked about...
I answered cause,
Doesn't mean I even still believe

Do you really think I'm doing well?

We need to go to the LAWC and gut a pumpkin.

And cause I know you're thinking it, no lightsabers will not make it work quicker and no Mom won't let you borrow her hunting knife.

Long story but its a whole tradition and this is obviously where it starts, but even if I'm not here for this Hallow'een which I'm not cause I don't get here till..., can you come, Cause even if you're left with a Paradox Pumpkin to put in the Hyperion it'll still be the start of a tradition.

Come on Dad Paradox Pumpkins, just you and me?

I think it's time to go.

It's weird, but I know it is. I can feel it.

I know I'm not gonna be able to see you all before I leave, but I want to make sure that I had a chance to say good-bye. I'll see you in the future, course, but it's gonna be a long while for all of you who are stuck here.

Remember to stick together. There's nothing more important than family and I think we all saw that over these past couple days. Keep that in mind and everything'll be fine. I hope.

Oh, and Dad? I think you owe Mom a cake soon. Try not to burn it, okay? Even if Mom says you did every time she tells the story

[ooc: Dated to around the pulling time!]

[posted during this, at the time of the tugging away]

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July 3rd, 2020. Going back. Wish there was more time Thank everyone who helped, thanks Cathy and the LAWC. Pumpkins look great. You're all cool. Wish there's more time. Wanted to explore more. Virgil, thanks for the arcade thing. You're cool. I just wish I'd been able to get an autograph from all the fighters and heroes here. Or got a flying ride from Superman.

I.. I feel it. Anytime now. Next few minutes, I won't be here anymore. Everyone else from the future, I hope your times are good. Maybe we can meet sometime then if I'm still alive. I want to say thanks to everyone I met. Not enough time to list all of it NOW, I feel it now, close. I might be near my home after this.. or in it, I hope so. I'm going to miss everyone here, but not those sucky lawyers. Cuz they suck! Please, someone please save m

[ooc: just as he felt it intensify, he hit the SEND button before departing]

Not thinking about future me, or a world without him. Not thinking about it, not thinking about it

Alright Americans. Explain yourselves.

I can only hope someone was high

It's time. I feel it too. I'm going back to my future. I had a patrol scheduled, so I'll need one or two to cover it in my place, here [list of route locations]. Everyone, remember the dates, places, times that you learned... continue working to prevent the dark futures from ever happening. Hopefully it'll be a better world when we go back.

To JL, AI, Scor, all fighters and hunters. Stay together. Fight as one. Never go alone, always work as a team and you will make it. The future will be a better place. Clark, keep doing your stuff. You'll get to wear I am.

Bart. Yes, the younger one. This is important. Don't go off on your own in 2015, don't go TOO fast. Trust me. Take Virgil with you, or myself, or someone. And try not to be so bratty, but I know that's impossible And Static, you're a good leader in the future. Terry, your girl is very capable and skilled. Had a good teacher.

Things you need to know:

-The 'scary movie' franchise gets more lame over the years. Don't watch them.
-So does the Dance Movies.
-Make sure you stick together, you're stronger that way.
-Buy all the Michael Jackson CDs you can.
-Don't argue over stupid things like who's in charge, who's the best, and who's top dog. Just don't.
-Kanye West is a douche bag. Boycott him now.

It was nice meeting the past yous. Take care.

Cathy, I will be at your house soon in the future looking for cookies. Lindsey, I will still be expecting an explanation for withholding stories from me. We're going to talk.

Mom, be social. Dad, that bartender with the stupid tattoo on his hand owes you money. About twenty bucks right now, but it will be more in the future, fire him now. Faith, you're awesome. Enough said.

So I was watching some of the cable TV channels last night and I came across this British television show, Spaced and it included this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnsOZsA7_4

My first thought was, really? Grown men cry at that holo? This was quickly followed by wondering, seriously, people think that much into my parent's story?

And then I realized, he's right. And if it wasn't for that one gunner, I wouldn't even exist and Allana would exist and no one even knows his name.

Oh and yes, Ewoks are that scary.

And finally, what's a jaffa cake and why did the British people get so excited over it?

[ooc: yes, I know the clip was posted in 2008, but the show has been around for over 10 years and many clips of it have existed on YouTube! I just chose the official one as it won't be taken down!]

This feels like a sick joke
Just great, my home is empty once again, big surprise there
Why send him here, only to take him away
Goddamn, this feels worse than when the Scourge nearly killed me
What am I supposed to do, not sure what to do, why did the Powers bring him
Maybe I need to go to the Lux, or kill some evil demons

I think I need a very, very strong drink. My son is gone. Jakob L. Thorn went back to his future. I wish I had more time with him.. probably would have. He was so concerned for safety, for protecting me, himself, and time itself. He was a great kid. He gave me something, don't know what, what this feeling is I am also glad and thankful to the Center for taking him in, keeping him safe until he found me. And now... he isn't here anymore. Not anymore. I hope the future is different when he went back, that he isn't running and scared. That he won't end up.. uhh.. nevermind. Can't even write it But I guess that depends on how things go from this point in the timeline. Good thing I got a couple details.

There was another me here too, much older. I don't think he was on the boards much. But he was a real prat. Though I also can see how some events would turn him into that. He showed me things that no parent should ever see, but I swear, that will never happen. I'm not really sad or disappointed Future Me is gone. My boy, on the other hand... that's different. He was right there in my arms when we said goodbye. Right there, then he vanished The chair is empty now. I feel like breaking stuff. Maybe there's an abandoned warehouse. Or maybe some evil things that need stepped on. Can't just stand still, need to do something before I go crazy here