PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

"When I was your age they would say, you could become cops or criminals. What I'm saying to you is this; when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Caught a screening of The Departed while I was out on patrol. Interesting movie. It was eerie at times, like watching my childhood on the big screen. Scorsese definitely did his research about Boston. Ray Winstone could have been channeling my stepfather in his role.

It is, I guess, a really good movie if people are thinking of seeing one this week. But yeah, wow, very accurate.

Especially what they did to rats.

In case anybody was wondering, clicking your heels together 3 times and saying 'there's no place like home' doesn't do anything but make you look really, really stupid. It was worth a try.

I'm kinda disappointed. I thought maybe there was some hidden code in that movie, maybe something that would come in handy some day, the way my mom raves about it. I guess it's one of the things here that really is just a story. I hope.

Those flying monkeys are creepy.

Well this is interesting. I did use to wonder what it would be like to do the time warp. Does not being alive yet give me the clear to take full advantage of this situation? WWMD. Although WWDD might be more fun.

So 2006 means no squad. But AI should be here, right?

Bloody hell, this is unusual, and coming from this Malfoy, that's saying something. Or.. okay. Probably not. Right, so... time travel. I've heard of people coming here from the future, but I'm guessing that in this case, it's more than just a few years.

Technically, I'm from the future too. But not of this city. No, I actually hail from 2024 in the UK. I went to a sort of boarding school for magic. We called it Hogwarts. Got to be happy about one thing, though, at least the arrivals are good people. I shudder to think what would happen if the future's villains came too.

Well, so much for the 2.5 seconds of quiet. At least this twist seems less evil. So far.

I think the word "strange" doesn't even start to touch on what's going on with the future.

Are these boards stable? Are they safe?

Oh, okay, a temporal displacement. Interesting. At least we're still on the same world, that's a start at least. But which year are we in? and frak it feels strange to use an uninfected network again

I accidentally closed my dorm room window when I went out and then I couldn’t get back in and then I finally managed it and now I’m in the past and it’s not my fault.

I’m looking for the Justice League. None if you know me and I thought it would be better to contact you before I showed up without warning. I don’t have a communicator with me and even if I did, it wouldn’t do me any good here. So please, if you can see this, respond.

CLARK YOU IDIOT! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD ON LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO GET MY BALANCE AND NOT END UP SOMEWHERE ELSE! DIDN’T THEY TEACH YOU THAT IN HOW TO PROPERLY SAVE PEOPLE FROM WEIRD PLACES CLASS? GOD.

how am I supposed to stop him from getting tortured and lost in the speed force if he won't even take me seriously for ten seconds.


I can't do this.