PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I am going to be on TV. PWN that, Losechesters!

I've already exhausted a weeks worth of comic books, and I just picked them up yesterday.I wanna get out of the building but just about everything costs money I don't have. I went to Clipper Stadium and watched the Lakers practice, but I couldn't actually get in, had to watch through a window. A high one in the nosebleed area. I'm broke for allowance now, so I guess that means no more arcades. I went to a few different stores that were hiring and they all told me I was to young. Being 15 is kinda lame sometimes. What else can I do? I'm starting to get bored.

Anybody need a computer programmer or want a game designed? I'm pretty good at that kinda stuff.

I finally finished my Holy Water Paintball Gun. It's not exactly a weapon so much as a distraction device but I thought it could be like the supernatural version of pepper spray. With festive dyes added to ruin and tag as well as cause discomfort, like bright pink, orange, purple. I think there was some neon green in there too. And yellow!

Actually, a taser would probably still be handier and not look like a gun but not nearly as colorful.

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Does anyone have any good cookie recipe suggestions?