PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I was attacked by something large and kind of slimy. I'm guessing it was a demon? Whatever it was, it reeked. Anyone know how to get the smell of brimstone out of one's hair? It was never this bad with Kurt's bamfing. I've shampooed several times now. Should I try tomato juice?

Possible new werewolf in town. I want to find it and I want to find it first. Trackers, locator spells, whatever it takes. We bring them in and we keep them safe, keep the people of the city safe while we do it. It's not the full moon for a while I don't think, but we should still be able to find them before the change.

Werewolves. Opinions, comments. Knowledge of any around. All would be appreciated.

Also, putting Ruby in a box and mailing her to China. I'm looking for reasons why it's a bad plan, got any?

Does anyone have any protests about me hunting vampires tonight or am I going to have to fight my friends because they suddenly feel the urge to protect them too?

Ever have one of those days where you're pretty sure just getting rid of someone would solve a lot of problems?

( I want one )
Youtube can't be completely evil.