PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

You know, my daughter would have just graduated. They were hoping she would go onto Collage, but by the looks of it she wants to help out her Wards in their private business. My guess is she's using it to learn more, which is probably going to get her into a lot of trouble. But, at least I know it's trouble she can handle. Not that it helps, it's really my own fault she wants to learn so much more. I'll just have to string Trsiel up by his toes if anything happens to her.

I have no idea why I suddenly just started thinking of her.

( Ben )

( Bartleby and Castiel )

( Lucifer )

[ooc: Following This

Miss Hyatt,

I thought I should contact you so together we might discuss loudly and publicly just how wonderful our respective partners are!

I know they see themselves as mean sometimes, but looking underneath we know better. Not to try and ruin any reputations but we know they are sweet and kind and dare I say adoreable.

We should tell the world!!

Just for the record, whatever it is around here that has all the mystic and shamany types here going crazy, nothing to do with me or mine.

It's actually rather annoying, think you hero types can get it sorted so my lot can get back to some real work without my people having fits?

Might anyone be able to point me in the direction of a trustworthy physician?

I feel as if I've found the two extremes my life could have taken. I lived one for ten years and the other for less than a week. Neither of them work. But I need to do something. Nothing won't work, not with everything I know. I've been trying, and I just-- I can't and I hate it. You can't run away from this life.

Ok. Pranks I get, and I have a feeling with the techno side of this implemented, this was a team effort. Thanks a lot, Mackie, but I'm NOT looking to be late first day back.

So Wallace, Mac, let's cut the crap and get me home because I have persons to be avoiding today and I need to do so on only a half empty stomach.

Ok Mac, I'm waiting on the hahaha IM. Any second now. Let's have it Mackie.

Mac? Wallace?

Soooomebody?

If this doesn't fit the bill for SNAFU, I don't know what does.

Two questions:

What in Sam Hill just happened to me, and where can I get a stiff drink?

How'd I

Just when things were getting back to nor

What's going on?

Things have been kinda tense lately so I propose a small, one minute or so distraction.

Quick! Tell me a funny or happy moment you've had, since you got here or before. And there is no sad or mad allowed, people! Don't make me get angry geek on your rear ends.

Here again? Intresting.

Oh how rude of me, to hardly even introduce myself to you all.

I see you got your Captain back. Nice work. Not too bad for a bunch of humans.

See, this is why I avoid the colonies, me. No sense of timing. All I wanted was a week's rest. One week- simple enough, 'r so I thought.

How'd that turn into four years- four years, in one night, more over. I applaud the initiative, but really, s'just as easy to phone, innit?

Who've I got to thank for me little time warp- an' more importantly, why'm I still in LA?

An' what's that smell?

Ginny's gone. She's not in her room.

I really hope she's just been taken home rather than anything else.

Oh come on. Letter from GCU in my hand. Accepted with a full scholarship to the IT program, which is like the best in the country, and I end up back here?

THIS ISN'T FUNNY, THANKS.