PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Hello, talking box! Bring me more women!

Adults of the human variety are so much more preferable to children of any species. The hero business needs to start paying.

[JLA Filter]
Frustration. Tell me it's not as common here as I'm beginning to feel it is. Feel free to lie to make me feel better or throw a job or two my way-- the heroic kind. As much as I need to eat, the need to blast something against a wall is about ten times stronger right now.

A pirate just asked my fiancée if she would swab his deck.

( Private )

I've apparently done something to my hand, which is odd-- it's usually a lot harder to damage than this. Still, I suppose I'll have to take a look at it.

I know that the younger me kept a toolbelt at the Hyperion. I don't suppose anyone's seen it?

[Filtered to Buffy and Kennedy]

Can you two cover for me tonight?

[Filtered to Peter]

I kinda need the night off. I've got my phone if it's an emergency, is that ok?

[Filtered to Sam]

I don't suppose you're free right now are you?

[Filtered to Lindsey]

Fancy a beer later?

I did it! I finally killed a vampire!

I was coming out of a club when he was there, looking all creepy. I don't know if he was really thinking of killing me out in the open like that, but I didn't like the way he was leering at me. So I did what I read I should do. I threw some holy water in his face and took out my stake. That didn't seem like enough, burning his face, so I aimed lower and stabbed him in the crotch, and while he was screaming, I stabbed him in the chest several times until I left it in there and he turned to dust. The people around me were amazed!

I haven't fought a monster since Silent Hill. Now, this may not seem like much of an accomplishment, but for a girl who spends her time drinking and...well, you know...killing a vampire's a pretty big deal! I'm not going to become a slayer or anything, but I'm really quite proud of myself.

So take note, you guys out there. I'm not just a pretty face who can demonstrate a few dance moves. I can also defend myself pretty well.

Lady Maria, dancer and killer of scumbags.

Edit: People, I know I got lucky. I was just excited over killing a vampire and my brain kinda died on me for a moment there. Now that I'm back to normal, I've got other things on my mind. Like how pirates taste...

Swung by a haunt downtown. Got nothing on those fangs of yours, ladies. I'll double back to a few more places after I've gotten some sleep. Won't be of much use until the sun goes down again.

So, apparently ignoring the threats of the crazy vamps just gets people killed. A group of kids out for a night and night workers out on break

They're not kidding around guys so can we please in the future not taunt them into the excessive killing. Also working out a way to take them down would be nice.

I had to look up what an earth pirate was, because the sailing ship vs. space ship bit was a bit odd for me. I've never seen a sailing vessel that couldn't at least skim the atmosphere. And then, of course, 'pirate' came up with an even knottier question of what kind of pirate, and from where, and when, so I've given up on that bit for the moment.

( Filtered ; Mr Gabriel Gray )

We're fighting blind right now and these guys are playing us. We have no idea what we're really dealing with. and that's what makes this dangerous.

I suggest an encounter, one on our terms. We meet them, see what they can do and then we get out. This won't be a fight to the death, it'll be purely recon.

Sam, John, Batman, you've have mentioned you'd be part of a team like this, you still in?

Anyone else? Before you all rush, I want to say I want to keep this hunting party tight. And not show off all our weapons just yet. I just want this team big enough to keep everyone alive, no more.

...One month.

[OOC: Sorry for the re-post, I wanted to edit and IJ wouldn't let me. D: And if you think you're in the filter, then you probably are!]

Is it war what they want that badly? Ah--I'd have looked for ways to reason but there seem to be none. They lost their human hearts already. I will not hesitate.

I'm just out of a war, I'd hoped I could go at least a year without seeing groups of people have been killed.

I never thought I'd say this but.... I miss San Francisco.

Ok, so we have some volunteers for Plan: Not Crazy Honest. (it's what I've decided to call it) Anya's done a basic locator spell and it looks like the vamps have split up into groups. One has taken over an abandoned club [ADDRESS] so that's where we're hitting. I want to meet at sunset, one block away from the club.

Three teams.

Jack, Clark and John, you're with Kennedy, I want you to concentrate on the right side.
Batman and Selene, I want you with Buffy front and center.
Sam, Lindsey, Hiro, you're with me, we'll take the left side.

Everyone is to follow the orders of their Slayer. This isn't an elitism thing, it's just because me B and Ken are so damn used to fighting together now, we know each other's moves and tactics. Remember, we're going to get Intell, not wipe the bastards out yet. I don't want to see anyone acting recklessly or I will personally kick their asses.

Ok?

[ooc: Posting this now because GMT can be a real bitch! If there's anyone else who wants in, comment here and just add which team they'd like to be on, keeping them as balanced as possible. I'll stick the log up in a bit and everyone can feel free to go nuts with sub threads. Toru will be the main vampire being his snarky self there, along with around 50 of his unkillable army! Feel free to puppet the army as much as you want!]