PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

It's interesting to see the varied reactions to the pits.

Last night, a prominent plastic surgeon was running around, tackling his patients to the ground. When the police finally caught up to him, he threw himself on the ground and started screaming about how unfair it was. Pitched an actual fit like a spoiled two year old who wasn't getting what he wanted. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Really pissed off the cops too. He's going to need a good lawyer.

[Lilah]

So is there a chance of negotiating an ending to this or should I just save my breath?

So maybe its because my mood isn't steller today, maybe its because I'm sick of this threat being bandied around every five seconds by people with 'phenomonal doom powers' who really obviously don't get what hell is, or maybe because lying is an art form and seeing how easy it was to break apart her little arguement made me sad inside, but this...does sound like a threat to send someone to hell right? In fact a really glaringly obvious one.

. "I could send you back to whatever corner of hell you came from with a thought and a snap of my fingers

I mean whatever, saying it is big and clever and badass and all but then to flat out lie about saying that once someone more powerful gets involved...really...its kind of lame isn't it?

Oh and so she can't use it to validate herself, yes I did threaten her first, its less about the threat back and more about the lameness of this specific threat

I guess getting along is just too much to ask for these days. Why do I even bother?

[posted as Babs]

There are some days, when I just miss being Mortal. Saying 'Fuck you' or just shutting them up myself then being done with it without having to follow rules was just...so much easier. I miss the days when people actually listened to what I had to say.

I actually, I just miss people actually listening to others all the time, instead of automatically assuming they're right. If I could get a headache, my head would be exploding right now.

Who's to say who's right, and who actually knows what they're talking about?

I wonder if my Father gets annoyed by all of this.

I'd comment on the drama, but I don't want to get my ass kicked by anyone. Especially that creepy guy in the tux. Something about him scares the hell out of me.

Okay, so I don't know why I've been brought here. I try to leave the fighting thing to others, and I don't know whether I was brought here by the Powers That Be, or the Senior Partners, who are apparently lawyers embodying the powers of evil. As if that wasn't obvious before...Anyway, in light of the fact that I don't have an apparent purpose, I'll decide my own fate here.

So, I've decided my goal for my time here. I'm going to taste every alcoholic drink in L.A. at least once! It might take several months, it might take years, but I'm going to do it!

Except the vodkas, 'cause those just burn through me. But all the others are fair game!

Though, a gentleman I talked to recommended the pricier ones. Maybe I should give it consideration?

Hey.

Ok. so you've been here a couple of weeks and I haven't asked and you haven't asked, but sooner or later one of us might need to ask and we might as well do it now before it gets all crazy.

Have you seen him lately?

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I would like to make one thing perfectly clear. There is a very short list of people who truly understand what Hell is. That list consists of the Angels, a couple of the demons, a pair of lawyers and two others.

If anyone feels that they are lacking the appropriate understanding about Hell, believe me I would be more than happy to send them down there for a quick vacation, lets say only an hour Earth time? I believe that would only be days of what feels like eternal suffering and torment.

We're fighting a war here people. On multiple fronts. Try to act like it every once in a while would you.

What is the meaning of this? Where am I?

Mandalore, I swear if you have anything to do with this, than our mutal peace has finally come to its end.

And here I thought today would be a quiet one. I should've known better.

I just love it when you morons do my job for me.

Can anyone believe that this video was nominated for an Academy award in 2000 for best animated short film?

( see it here )

[posted as Kumiko]

I thought the Witch would be here. That would have been all kinds of shiny pretty fun. We speak the same language, her and I.

Ah well, still all these little Slayers, all in a line. One by one they'll die and I will dance and sing. And all the toys and all the power, mine to play with, what fun we will all have.

Dracula's silly when he's drunk.

This place again!. They kept telling me I was dreaming, deluded. Talking about a city with buildings higher than the walls of Ba Sing Se and metal carts that move on their own. Deluded they called me.

But then,They all say that. They all say deluded. Or worse. I think I prefered when they thought me a monster.

Has it changed?. How long has it been, it must have changed. It will have... But one thing that stays the same is that this city has no idea how to deal with a Princess. There's a man on the streets that has learned how, and learned well. He looks like Zuzu after father had to teach him a lesson

If he goes on a ridiculous quest for honor now I claim NO responsiblity

[posted as Raidon]

I see our lady has already made our presence known. Allow me to introduce ourselves. I am Raidon, and our lady is the Lady Kumiko. Our brother is Toru.

I will make this offer only once. Give us the Slayers and the source of the Champion's power and we will be on our way. You have until sunrise.

If we are refused I make this invitation to all those who call themselves evil. If you think yourselves worthy of fighting at our side, come and meet us. And we will burn this city to the ground.

Mom? Do you want me to help with anything around the house? I could clean something. Or hey! I'll cook dinner tonight! You just sit around and relax. I'll take care of it. You deserve a night out the kitchen anyway, right?

[Filtered to Faith]
I saw all that crazy stuff posted earlier. You okay?

[Filtered to Kyle]
Hey, man. Can I talk to you for a sec about Faith? There's a lot of crazy stuff going on and I want to make sure that you're watching her back. Since you're her boyfriend and all.

Now what?

Oh, yes. Like we haven't heard this one before. I'm going to off the Slayer. I'm going to be the next big thing. The Master had nothing on me, bladdity, laddy, dah.

Someone come and get me when something interesting happens in town, will you? I am so tired of hearing all you big talking pansies run your stupid mouths.

Spending all day in bed? Yeah, I needed that.

[Filtered to Henry]
We haven't really talked much about it yet, but with less than two months left before the wedding, I figure it would be a good idea to take care of it now. How much would it cost for you to just snap pictures of anything you feel like all day? I know I should be giving you a list of subjects and all that, but I think it would be more fun to have all the pictures as a surprise, you know? So however much you'd want for it is fine. We can take care of it.

[Filtered to Alessa, Faith, and Jo]
I need pictures of your dresses uploaded, stat.

[Filtered to Sam, Dean, Jack, and Castiel]
Please tell me somewhere in all of this chaos you guys managed to make it to your appointments and get your suits.

I'm fed up of hiding away.

Filtered to Ginny

I told him I love him.