PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Anytime this week that you're free, you can come by. I didn't tell him what was going on. I figured that was your place, not mine.

You know what I love? Outside. This morning I sat outside for three hours doing absolutely nothing and it was fantastic.

filtered; jack
Hey, have you seen Mack? I'm trying to get a hold of him and it's not working.

filtered; sarah
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, I could continue on this but I'm afraid I'll break your internet.

There is what will probably be a very crappy Queen tribute band playing tomorrow night, we should go.... and mock.

One of ours is missing. Mack Hartford. [image here] If you have any information at all, or see him please tell him to get in touch with me immediately. It has nearly been twenty four hours since he checked in last. You can reach me at [number] or leave a message here.

Oh, well, let's see now. I was born on a Thursday. It was (partly sunny with a 50% chance of rain). Mommy and Daddy were (morose). I went to the (purple) schools, in (Cairo), (Canada), and (McDonalds). Then, one (millisecond), I (shot) myself, "(it's freaking big)! What am I (saying) with my (telephone pole)?" And that was the (hour) I decided to (run), and (jump), and I would (shop) any (car) that tried to (destroy) (molecules).

After, oh, (seventeen days, three hours and eighteen minutes), I (shoved) myself in (pancakes), with a (Indochinese tiger), (lithium), and (12,434) of (pleasant looking) (beds). What would YOU do? Come on, really. I had to (pull) that (angry) (apple mac book pro) like a (havarti cheese) with a (headlamp), believe (she) (we).

After that, things got (catastrophic). But who needs to know about the (airplane) with the (quickly) (dangerous) (manx). Or the (investment banker) who (came) with (her) (subtropica) (third cousin twice removed).

filtered; dr hal
Are you feeling better?

thanks to dy for the madlib see knives_and_lint

This is not Gotham
Obvious
What is going on
Why am I am LA
What was the creature with the fa
I think I killed it
I'm sorry
Com links down

Oracle?

[ooc: as Batgirl]

All these people showing up from Silent Hill.

It gets me thinking.

God, do I feel like an idiot.

( Ouch. )

I actually feel really bad for that chick. She was just trying to get her groove on!

I've been thinking about opening a Youth Center. It'd be like a general hang out, not just for kids but for everyone. A place that sells smoothies and all kinds of food. Sort of an alternative to all the bars. I'm not really into drinking, but I've noticed lack of places to meet people otherwise. it's not healthy. I'd even put in some video games, and a gym, everything. Would you be interested in this? Or have other ideas to add, I'm open to them.

I'm always told I should be more...social. So I am. I should get extra time in the holo room for this, Barbara

These boards are interesting, almost like they're the main way to communicate here.

My name is Cassandra. I've never been to LA before.

[ooc: as Cassandra, obviously]

What do you all know about reversal spells?

[Filtered from Luke]

You have got to be kriffing kidding me.

Not now. Not here.

So, does anyone want to fill me in on just how much my beloved uncle is going to want to kill me? Rough figure will do.

If you think you will get away with what you are doing with my daughter, you are entirely wrong.

I kinda wish Jackie Chan was here. I bet I could teach him a thing or two.