PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Listen up all of you over 21ers, because Father Vincent has something to share with you. It's an important thing that could save you from pain.

Don't drink cheap vodka.

Now I'm going to be sick again. Cheap ass Crystal Palace vodka.

I don't know exactly what Isobel has threatened to do to people. I really don't. But if anyone touches the body that belongs to Lana Lang, you will have to deal with me. You don't want to see me when I'm pissed, I don't care what magic you have.

I was under the impression that Lana was friends with the lot of you, or had at least offered to help you out, I thought maybe some of you would actually care enough to try and help. Maybe I was wrong. My mistake. But don't anyone touch her. I don't know anything about magic, but I'll figure it out somehow.

I think I'm quite tired of having dark hair. Time to try something new. Being fair-haired? Much better. I think I might try being a blonde again.

Clark, are you busy? I'm quite lonely, and I would love to see you.



[ooc: possessed!Lois is possessed. Madelyn says she doesn't want to hurt anyone. She just wants to have some fun... which may include trying to molest Lois's fiance. lol]

Just when you think you seen it all, you're always surprised I really don’t like this place….possessions….evil women who think it is amusing to torture helpless men not the worst thing ever, she was attractive ….and not a bottle of kanar in sight! And the only other Cardassian about is Garak! This is what my loyal service to Cardassia has given me?



...this human alcohol is surprisingly strong...

[Filtered from Ben]

Today Lana Lang, who I don't really know beyond I think she might know Sam was dumb. Heres why sweetie, You invite a kid over to your creepy ass mansion for pie, then refuse when he says he's gotta ask permission but then proceed to still send the pie for him.

There are two reasons why thats dumb. One. No ones gonna fall for that least of all me and two bad choice of kid Lady. Bad choice.

Back off.

And yes all mansions are creepy. There was an incident in the seventeen hundreds...long story

[Filtered to Dean]

Breathe shortbus, I threw it out. Maybe over reacting but not worth the risk

[Filter to Heather]

I still think you were an idiot. And it still hurts that you seem to not realise why I'm so annoyed at you.

But I won't slap you. I'm serious about Ben and the test though. He needs to feel like he's one of you.  I got good at reading humans, very good, and he's hiding a lot under the don't care about it, its fine, attitude.

But see, this is me being fair. Work with me here.

I hate people.
I hate stupid people.
People are stupid.
I hate stupid people who do stupid things all the stupid time.
Ridiculous
Calm down, Sam. Calm down.
If one angle of a triangle is 90 degrees and one of the other angles is known, the third is thereby fixed, because the three angles of any triangle add up to 180 degrees. The two acute angles therefore add up to 90 degrees: they are complementary angles. The shape of a right triangle is completely determined, up to similarity, by the
Eh.


Someone wake me up when the world stops sucking.

The Joker's been quiet. That's a good thing.

What are we doing about Isobel? Because I'd really like to have Lois back to herself as soon as possible. It's creeping me out.

[ooc: posted as clark.]

[Filtered from Ben]
[because he's far too little and sweet to see how much of a bastard Cas can really be!]

I want to make one thing perfectly clear. No one is ever to even think about touching Ben Braeden. He is under our protection and if we think that he is in even the slightest danger, one of us will send that danger screaming to the Pit.

Regardless of whoever else might be dragged down as well.

Ok, now? Now I'm sleeping. For, like 2 weeks.

Was someone talking about a vacation earlier?

Way way too much crammed into such a short period of time.

[Filtered to the Hyperion]

Thank you, for, you know, everything.

[Filtered to Micah, Molly W, Molly H and Jake]

I'm back. I'm so sorry about everything that happened. Are you all ok?

So it's done. Glory is gone. Everything's back to normal.

Good job, guys.

I killed Ben to kill Glory, you know. He was begging for me not to and I just did it anyway.

And hey, I didn't even die this time.

The only good thing I have to say about this whole experience is that I nailed the bitch with a Bat Bogey Hex, and she was thoroughly disgusted.

I can't believe this.

We really need to talk.

This just isn't sitting well with me. Not that I don't appreciate that the maker of all creation wanting to protect my grandson Ben brings a lot of firepower to accomplish that, but it's not exactly comforting. Can't tell God what she can and can't define as 'danger'.

Why are the entire goddamned Heavens so obsessed with this family?

[ooc: I did not almost fail at filters for my own characters. DON'T JUDGE.]

There is a huge batch of waffle batter and a big thingy of fresh made orange juice in the fridge. I couldn't sit still for very long and I was really hungry so if anyone is feeling peckish or anything, feel free to help yourselves. There's also half a can of the cherry topping stuff and some whipped cream. Because you can't have waffles without whipped cream!

[ooc: includes Anya, Buffy, ABC!Claire, Dawn, Faith, Fred, Noah, Peter, Sarah, Spike, Xander ;; SBC!Claire ;; Niki ;; Dean, Sam ;; Cathy, Lindsey]

Because we have good friends in this city who fight and fight and never really get a break, now that Lilith and Glory are gone and before another big bad shows up, you're all getting a vacation. You are because you need it, even if you want to protest otherwise.

As for the where, you're get a grip, Petrelli, this won't send them screaming away from you going to the Underground, also known as the Labyrinth if you've seen the movie. The kingdom of the Goblin Queen, who is me, for anyone who hadn't been told or figured that out yet. And to cover the objections before they're brought up:

( cut so it isn't eating the f-page )

The only requirements are that you show up at the Hyperion on the 19th, if you're not already there, at your decided time, dressed and packed (everything you could ever need will be there, but you can bring your own things) for a stint in tropical weather and that you actually relax and have a good time because I will know. Forget your worries as best as you can and have fun.

[Spike]
It's a sun that doesn't kill, or even affect, vampires. Consider it a thank you for making it through those three days of insanity with me.

[Cathy & Lindsey]
You both need a break and a full night's sleep. Please take this.

( long ooc note is long )

I've been watching night and infra-red vision recordings for about forty-eight hours now. Still no sign of the clown and I think my eyes are about ready to shrivel up and fall out.

Been thinking about a trap to lure him out, but that never ends well and without Arkham after checking all of the usual places I'm at a loss of what a home base would be. Most likely he's not using one...

[As Oracle]

[Bruce and Terry]
"A visit to the Brentwood School reveals students who are engaged in their studies and investing themselves in the life of the school through participating in athletics, performing arts, and a multitude of interesting extra-curricular activities. It is immediately apparent that Brentwood School students are devoted to their school. The sense of community at Brentwood is also palpable. Parents are deeply committed to the school and give generously of their time and resources."

No uniforms involved, but gee, Bruce, this sounds wonderful. Don't you think so, Terry? This is the only fun or distraction I've had all week.

[Kara]
How're you doing? Obviously I saw what happened last night. Focus, alright? And remember it's okay to step away from the computer, even if some of us don't. Your loyalty's one of your strengths, but it looks like it's one of theirs too. It's to be expected when it comes to family... anyone's family.

Why is everybody fighting? This is stupid. Instead of arguing who's right (since everybody is), isn't it easier to get off the computer and actually go do stuff? You can't protect your families by threatening everyone. All that does is make people angrier.



Grown-ups are so dumb, sometimes.

[Filtered to Tenel Ka Djo and Xander Harris]

TK, meet Xander. Xander, meet Tenel Ka.

Tenel Ka is a Jedi Queen. Xander is a huge Star Wars fan.

TK, could Xander please see your lightsaber and maybe hold it too?

I will explain this to you, as it seems the children are the only intelligent beings in this city.

I had not intention of harming you, unless you would complain for a small pinch of hair. The spell to bring back my friends required the hair of two virgins. Children are a logical choice and you were the child foremost in my host's memories. The pie was simply a lure. However, I did not realize you were with Ruby, and though she and my host do not know each other personally, I was certain she would discover I was not who I had pretended to be. I sent it to you anyway in an attempt to keep up appearances.

I may be "evil" as some would call it, but I do not harm children. I do not kill without reason. I have explained this to Ruby and it seems she understands, but it appears Samuel still believes I have tried to poison you and has spread this lie to many others. I wanted to set the record straight with you, at the very least.

I can't do it.

I can't talk to her, I can't look at myself in the mirror without getting angry, and I can't take care of a damn kid. But I'm not gonna give it away, because what if it's like me? Who's gonna want it? And abortion is out of the question. I was against it before all of this happened. It'd be fucked up if I started to support it now.

I know what everyone is thinking too. If I'm not giving it away and I'm not killing it off, then I don't really have a choice so I should just shut up and deal. I know. I have to deal. I have to support Heather and take care of her and this kid.

I just don't know how. I don't think I'm strong enough.

This is the world. Where people are daft enough to argue over whether or not they're going to kill a person. Usually it's not really something worth wasting your breath over. You've got a problem with an old mate down at the bar? Swing by and cut his fucking throat. Don't think about it. If you do that, you're never going to get anywhere. You're just going to make yourself look like a moron by running your mouth. No one cares about what you want to do. If I had a dollar for every time someone told me that they wanted to kill me, I'd be richer than the fucking Queen. Your actions speak louder than your words.

So if you're going to kill someone, just bloody well do it. If not, shut the fuck up and stop flooding the boards with your big talk.

Lilith is gone. And yet the filth of this city still remains.

[Anna]
Tick tock. I'm waiting.

You can only Apparate but so much in this city, I've found. Scaring the ruddy hell out of people by popping up right next to them is a good laugh every now and again, but then they start threatening to hit you in the head with the most blunt object available things sort of change a bit, yeah?

What have you got to do around here to learn how to drive a car?

I guess it's the flu or something. A bit of it's depression, too, maybe. I miss home a lot, and Sunny and Dave and the dogs.

I can't stop working, I can't sleep, because-- what if he dies while I'm gone? What if
I can't let that happen.
I guess I really am awfully attached to him.

I don't suppose anyone is familiar with the phenomenon of accelerated aging? That would probably be asking far too much, Hal.

I wonder what would happen if he and Sunny were brought here, instead?
But-- no, I almost hope not. They've both seen enough war and death.



It just isn't.. right. I keep expecting to hear him over codec. I miss Sunny tugging at my sleeve to get my attention. I don't belong here. I know, I know I should just adjust and make some sort of place for myself here, but--
How do they do it? How do other people come here, leaving behind family and friends and husbands and wives and lovers and.. and they're okay with it? I don't.. understand it at all.
I can't stop thinking about them. Even Mantis told me in no uncertain terms that I need to shut my brain up. I just.. can't.




I'm so selfish. If I have to be here, I want them here, too.




I guess I don't really have much to say today.