PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Happy Chrishanukkawanzaa Solstice!

Sarah Jane Smith, this isn't funny. What have you gotten me into this time?

Oh for the love of...Josh, how many times are we going to have to tell you to TURN YOUR MOBILE ON?

Now really, where the bloody hell am I?

Merry Almost-Christmas! I hope that it's a wonderful one for you all.

{Filtered to Sarah and Peter}

I kinda need a little help with some, um, gifting antics. How do you feel about dogs? Or, more accurately, puppies?

I didn’t know LA had an online message board… thingy. I never thought you guys were that cool.

And just for the record I don’t have this thing were I leave my dinosaur iguana in the bushes while I walk into a library to use their computers but when I fell from… I don’t remember, some old dude was all telling me to umm… ask stuff on here. I don’t know what I’m supposed to be asking. I think I’m sorta maybe lost which is weird because I live here and stuff and I know the layout of the place like the back of my hand or however that goes. But I’m pretty sure I’m lost anyway and is this like an alternate dimension that I somehow ended up in by no fault of my own? That would be so uncool. And I would be so fired.

This is lame. Not the message board. That’s actually kinda awesome.

If my Christmas gift is no more flies? I heartily, heartily accept.

The rest of the gift could be no more of these damned plagues as far as I'm concerned.

Well somethin's definitly wrong with this picture.

I know the damn Xmen got teleporters but they're not stupid enough to even try messin with me right about now

Names Belladonna Boudreaux. Someone give me a dammed explaination?

Fucking hell. Well, this is just brilliant timing.

[Filtered to Angels/Heavenly Beings (current & former) and AGAINST God]

Ridiculous. Absolutely bloody ridiculous. I leave you all alone for, what, a few seconds, and this is what happens? She's reenacting Pharaoh's Plagues on a random city for no apparent reason! Why are none of you attempting to dissuade her temper? Why do I have the feeling you are encouraging it? Uriel. Gabriel. My money is on one of you.

Who pissed Her off in the first place?

[Filtered to God]

My Lord, I believe we need to have a word.

Do you think...Do you think Santa will remember us? The kids, that is, and even the grownups. He won't forget about us, even if we're in another reality, right?

...Right?