PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

You ever wake up, yeah, and wonder what the hell you just dreamt of, and then not really know where you are and get all paranoid?

Yeah, I did that this morning, right, and I got well confused, and I couldn't find my hair straighteners anywhere. Well nightmarish, you know?

FINALLY!

Took you long enough!

Hmmm, blood. I'll keep it as a souvenir.

[Dahlia]

Anymore people?

What the hell are you thinking?

Uh, hi.

I don't know you. But I know you. From the future. And I was wondering if you could help me with something because the you that I know is probably really pissed right now because the other you is a little preoccupied.

Judging from some of the looks I've been getting as I've walked around in the past few days, I'm going to guess that the lot of you have most likely heard my name before. Probably not in the best of contexts. That's fair. It is; I might not have a criminal record, but I am a thief, and it's something I'm very comfortable with admitting. I was also working as Lilah Morgan's assistant at Wolfram and Hart until last Saturday. I'll admit to that as well. However, my employment there has been terminated-- a fact which a few of Lilah's ever so charming employees were more than happy to remind me of when I dropped by my flat yesterday to pick up my cat, among other things.

That said, I know there are quite a few of you here who must not trust me. I'll answer whatever questions you may have of me. If I had fingerprints or a criminal record, I'd invite you to run those through a search. Unfortunately, I have neither, so questions and answers are the only things I can offer you at this time.

Honestly, I'm not going to bite.

Never bring home an absolute stranger, you never know what might happen

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Looking for a hot date?

Claire Bennet is a hot, single brunette who needs to have a good night out in LA. If you're interested you should call [Dean's cell phone number here] or reply to this post. Only single males with good taste in music, cars, no history of violent crimes or drug abuse, no mental issues, no children or crazy exes, and a clean health record will be considered. Additional details apply.

NOTE: This message is deleted about an hour after it goes up, when Noah finally talks some sense into Dean.

I've been thinking we're all in need of a party. As elegant or grunge as you want. Anything goes type.

On a completely irrelevant note I have a craving for pizza and a marathon night of video games. Any takers?

[Buffy]
Thanks.

Hi.

3/20/2006!

[OOC: Heather doesn't really know what's going on, but people are cranky, SHE'S cranky, and she wants more of teh happy, people! Starting with this! xD]

...maybe this place isn't so normal.

I shouldn't have taken it so lightly.

It's kinda funny. Before you had to go visit some snitches to get some information. Now all you have to do is post here and you can reach a lot more people. Pretty handy.

I've been hesitant to ask before but my curiosity is getting the better of me. I was wondering if anyone had some information on a few people, friends of mine. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, Charles Gunn, or Lorne? Some demons might know him as Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan but he's not that formal.

Castiel.

I was told to personally come and tell you that me and Ruby are okay. I don't know why, since I figured that Ruby could tell you yourself, but she was pretty damn insistent about it so here I am.

....Jaaackie? Where are you?

Uncle?

Okay....this is weird. Nevermind Jackie, where am I? bad day bad day.

Los Angeles. 2005. Possibly time travel? Sounds unbelievable. Probably true.

Must investigate further.

Again.
This is less than ideal.

John?

Filtered to the Doctor

I'm doing this to keep Ushas happy, don't think too much on the invite coming from me.

Join us for Christmas.

Filtered to the Rani

How much do you love me?

Damien, your father tells me that you’re trying to make new friends. Do you think that’s a well thought out move on your behalf? Daddy doesn’t seem to think so. Just thought you should be aware.

This city is starting to smell like the inside of a church.