Filtered to males and against Baddies and those over 40
Looking for a hot date?
Claire Bennet is a hot, single brunette who needs to have a good night out in LA. If you're interested you should call [Dean's cell phone number here] or reply to this post. Only single males with good taste in music, cars, no history of violent crimes or drug abuse, no mental issues, no children or crazy exes, and a clean health record will be considered. Additional details apply.
NOTE: This message is deleted about an hour after it goes up, when Noah finally talks some sense into Dean.