PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

You're getting married today.

I've been neglecting my favourite brother lately in favour of my shiny new sister-to-be. So, how are you holding up on this, The Day of My Brother's Wedding, Mister Groom?

I know you guys are pissed off at me, so I won't make this into a 'oh I have to be nice to you' for some reason or another conversation.

Instead, this is me telling you guys that I think you should stop. What you're doing with each other. I talked to God about it and she's pretty set on not budging. And if there's anyone you don't wanna piss off, it's God, right?

I don't want her to turn you guys into dust or obliterate you or whatever.

Can't you just stop?

So....god actually admitting being jealous of me.

Aside from the blinding terror it brings its nice to be prooved right about your long held belief that s/he is in fact nothing more than a vindictive self absorbed diva.

Hey, at least I can officially say 'god hates me' without sounding like an over emotional teenager

There this tiny little kid standing off on some shabby corner downtown. He was harassing people, trying to get them to buy goods from him and all. So me, being the honorable citizen that I am, went off and chided him good and proper. Took away the nasty things that he was trying to pawn off and sent him on his way, I did.

And you all said I wasn't capable of making with the good deeds. Hmmph.

[Filtered against children]
That said, does anyone want to smoke some weed with me? Quality stuff, according to the kidlet.

I just don't know what to do with myself anymore.

It seems like a lot of people post things like that on here, don't they? I guess I'm not the only one out there with problems. We all have them. And we all have to deal with them.

I guess it's just the dealing that makes it all so difficult.

I get it, all right? I've been a foul git in the past. I've been rude and obnoxious and all sorts of rubbish to other people and that's just the beginning of it. So if the world wants to punish me for the way that I've behaved, then fine, do it. But not like this. Not by kidnapping my bloody girlfriend and taking her away.

Punish me. Leave Hermione alone.

I can't...thing's were just starting to go right for us, yeah?

I want her back. And I know that going about here and whining about it all isn't doing anyone any good, but I've been searching the city like mad and I'm tired. I'm bloody well exhausted. I can't eat or sleep or even breathe half the time. And Merlin knows I've screamed my throat hoarse and I've punched in so many walls that I can't even feel my hands anymore.

I don't want anyone's sympathy. I just want answers. If you've heard anything about a girl with curly brown hair and eyes having been nabbed off the streets, tell me. I don't care if it's just been talk or whispers or whatever the bloody hell you want to call it. Tell me.

...So this wedding?

Earth customs are strange but I've been reading up on them a little.

There's just one thats baffling me besides the length of the whole wedding and vows part and its this.  Am I supposed to wear a dress?

Sooooo????. Excited?, terrified? all of the above?!

Enjoy it. Every single second of it and I'll see you both later :D

So, I heard you're here. God. The God, like.. the top of them all. The best, the highest. And.. the prettiest. I won't deny that. Never. I'd assume nothing less of the Supreme Being, so of course you'd be the most beautiful. Words can't describe it, so I won't offend both of us by trying.

You know who I am and what I am, probably, but it's just polite to introduce oneself. I was raised with good manners, after all. My name is Damien Thorn. CEO of Thorn Industries. The Beast, but I guess you know that too And I find you attractive. So, I have something to ask.

Want to go out sometime? Like, on a date? Would you like to join me? It can be fun. And there can be lots of skeeball, as much as you want. Skeeball is so much fun, isn't it? Ohh, God.. yes.. it is a lot of fun. And so am I. I could make it worth your whiole. And I think you could have some fun.. I could help with that. So, want to meet up? Could we? Please?

[Hyperion filter]
Thank you for your support. It meant alot to us.

[Lana]
I don't think I can stay at Isis tonight, everything reminds me of her.

[Isis]
I've been so tired lately I haven't been thinking straight. Sorry to whoever's room I walked into in the middle of the night through the wall. I didn't mean to scare anybody, I thought it was mine.

[Faith]
Are there things that need killing?

[Peter Petrelli and Sarah]
Heard through some friends you're getting married today. Congratulations to you both.

[Mack]
Hey.

I've made a decision.

I'm getting a cat and naming him Spot. (If you get that, you're awesome!)

That okay with you, Tor?

[Dawn Summers]
You're still alive over there, right?

[Bart Allen]
Hey, dude, can I talk to you about something...weird? I mean maybe it's not weird for most people, but I'm not most people. I'm not even people, I'm a machine.

Nothing like finding a blog about your ex, three years before you even meet him.

God, why does it still hurt?

Should never get involved with mortals. Learned my lesson about that one.

I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged. I'm engaged.







I'M ENGAGED!

I wonder how long it's going to last.

This feeling, that is.

Maybe I'll wake up in five minutes and it'll be gone. Or maybe it'll last forever. Who knows.

I never thought that screams could be so annoying. It’s actually starting to get on my nerves. I’ve been sitting here hoping that she won’t choose to let go and take the easy way out. You never can tell what they’re really thinking when they’re looking you in the eye. In the end, I’ll have to put my faith in her and hope that she keeps her eyes open.

(ooc: Yes, this is James being mean and throwing out hints for anyone who might be looking for you know who.)

Poker with kittens? Trading tabbies and Siamese for information and sport for use in God knows what afterwards, goes even beyond my sensibilities.

Goddamned demons in this world. For the love of all that's holy, I need new contacts.