PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

You and me need to talk.

I think you have an idea of at least one of the reasons why

Is it wrong that I long for death? Does it make me a coward?

So I'v e just been checking up on the message boards and Naboo's here! Naboo from the Mighty Boosh! I think I can honestly say this is like the first good thing to happen since Chris disappeared, and it's about bloody time!

I hope Vince turns up! That'd totally amazing! Not that Naboo isn't totally brilliant too (if you're reading this or whatever).

Oh and I've decided I'm sick of feeling sorry for myself and feeling completely useless. I don't want to have people feeling like they have to look after me. So does anyone know if there's anywhere I could get some sort of self-defence lessons or something?

Who has them? Which one of you?

Boo hoo hooo. I want to kill myself. The world is such a dark and terrible place. Booo hooo fucking whooooo.

Wanna go home?

You as tired about being pulled here on the whims of others as I am? You feeling trapped, caged like rats?

Well I'm here to brighten your day! They call me Glory, or the Beast but thats just those nasty little monks and those pesky  Bysantines,

I prefer Glory it just....explains me so completely right?

But yeah my whole point.

I can get you home. To your worlds, your dimensions. All you gotta do for me is find me the Key. Or A Key.

Someone who can open the gates between worlds. The one I know about was built a long time ago and stuffed all her shiny green energy into a perky little teen named Dawnie. Sister to Miss Uptight but ultimatly pointless little Slayer. I can't find her here and boy have I been looking, even had the minions out and about.

But what they did come back and tell me, and what I've learned just by being chatty is that theres others. Others with power similar to Dawnie here.

A woman called Alessa. And more besides.

Find me them, tell me of them and you shall be greatly rewarded. If you wanna go home, you can, if not you can have your pick of dimensions when I unlock the walls that seperate them.

Or...you can just have shiny things right here.

Your call people..

QUIDDITCH.

...has anyone else noticed the drop in population around the Weir?

Lily, James, Sirius. Even Professor Snape. I think they're gone.

[Filtered to Dahlia]

The new god seems highly interested in your daughter. I find this...very interesting.

So I asked Hunter to be my guest at your wedding...and he said yes! I know it's stupid, and I know he and I are just friends, and things might still be semi-awkward with me being back from the dead and all.

But I can't stop grinning like a complete and utter idiot! I feel happier than I have for ages!

Is there something wrong with me?

This place is fascinating….such a beautiful place ripe for the plucking

I had it!

I mean, I fixed the device and suddenly I was back in the lab and Knox was standing there all happy because he thought we'd somehow managed to create a kind of handheld time machine and then I was here again and now it's November!

And then device kinda disappeared. I think maybe that might be the Powers That Be saying sit and stay.