PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Two wrongs don't make a right. And yet they always feel so good.

No more love. See? What did I tell you?

LA is way too foggy for this hour of the morning. It's kind of creepy.

[filtered to the Hyperion]
Um, there's a really huge animal out in the garden. Big, white, shaggy, six legs, kinda looks a little bit like a cow or buffalo or something.

Does it belong to us?

It's not doing anything bad or whatever, and it seems really sweet, like a big dog. I miss Mr Muggles If it doesn't actually belong to us, can we keep it?

[Filtered to Winchesters/their girlfriends and family]

Any complains about the angel, just tell me all right? I would know. I'm willing to talk to him. I know the Host members could be stuck-up and a pain about their assignments. There are saving graces.

[Filtered to Family]

Hi. I think we should meet or at least talk more often. Damien already knows.

I forgot to tell everyone earlier (I'm sorry about that, Claire!), but there's a large, white air bison named Appa that's in the garden. He belongs to a friend of mine who's staying here, named Aang.

Appa's friendly, and very gentle, but be careful. He's really big and, if he likes you, he likes to lick you. A lot. And yes, he can fly, but don't climb on him or try to make him do it unless Aang says it's okay.

There's also a winged lemur named Momo who is here, too. He's sweet, but doesn't listen very well, and acts a lot like what people here call a cat. He likes fruit, so be careful because he might try to take some if you're eating any. He belongs to Aang, too.

If anyone has any trouble with Appa or Momo, please let me or Aang know and we'll take care of it. They shouldn't be any trouble, though. They're very well behaved.

I'm sorry for not posting this sooner!

Heya, buddy. Remember that whole conversation we had that was focused on the idea of you being, you know, awesome enough to kick some major monster ass? I mean booty. Bottom. I shouldn't curse at Gandalf, that's forbidd

Well, there's a group of people here who are pretty good at that too. And they work as a team. Kind of like a Fellowship or something, you know? Without jewelry. I mean, some of them wear jewelry, but it's not focused on jewelry. It's focused on stuff like the end of the world and stopping it.

What in the kriff is 'Halloween' and why does it involve kids dressing up to look like people I'm either related to, know, or have grown up learning about in history lessons?

( Filtered to Tenel Ka )

( Filtered to Mirta Gev )

( Filtered to Anakin Skywalker )

( Filtered to Mara )

[Filtered to Peter Petrelli and Buffy Summers]

I fuck this is so much harder than I thought I really messed up.

You're gonna hate me

I'm sorry.

I've been using Orpheus. It's a.. kinda drug. Like mystical heroin.

I really really screwed up.

[Filtered to Lindsey]

I did it.

Anyone else just as bothered by this fog as I am? Not only that, but people should watch out for the random splotches of delicious raspberry jam on the streets. I almost slipped on one.

( filtered, sam )

So there's a kid who looks like my brother that isn't my brother, and there is a ridiculous amount of fog and I tripped over three times just before. This is weirder than the time Arwin made a robot for my mom and it attacked us.

I don't like the look of this fog.

[Mental telepathic message to Peter.]

Still here?


[Mental telepathic message to Heather.]

Almost done?

I might not be available much over the next couple of days. Taking care of something to get this pyramid-headed thing gone for good. Just so you all know, that's part of what's causing the fog. Things might get stranger (stranger than usual) over the next couple of days. Be careful, and watch out for each other.

[Cordelia]
If I would have known this was going to happen over the course of this damn ritual, I would have let you know beforehand. There's still more we have to complete. At the moment, Alessa's tied to a tree, and I'm not leaving her like this by herself.

The fog is because of this. I don't know what else might happen, but once this is over, that pyramid headed thing will be gone. You know how to reach me in case of an emergency.
[/Cordelia]

[family (includes Sarah, Toby, and f!Hiro)]
I know things are a bit creepy. Just stay calm, try to stay inside. Alessa, Heather, Sam, and I are working on the ritual to get rid of the Pyramid Head thing.

You all know how to reach me if you need me.
[/family]

The lady at the counter said I might be able to get some answers here. I hope she's right. I don't like the way she keeps lookin

My name is Delia York. Where am I and how did I get here? They aren't going to be very happy about this.

I think I’m… extremely lost. But then, I don’t see how I could have gotten lost while turning a corner in Maine, in my own house. Anyone want to explain how I ended up here? They said this is the place to ask questions. I’m scared, Gabriel.

Can this city ever stay only slightly weird for longer than two weeks?

The smell is all through my apartment.