Hey Bart, guess who's single? Well, not really sure if this counts as single, but I'm not living with him anymore. Doubt he'll want to see me anymore the way he's been acting, so...I guess I'm single?
So, wanna make out? Not that I'd actually do it. I'd get maybe 3 inches from your face then chicken out cause it would feel wrong, which is pretty bad considering you're the hottest white guy I know.
This sucks. He cheated on me, but here I am, still wishing he'd come after me. Am I the lamest person ever or what?
[ooc: I seriously apologize for Kira spamming your pages. She's just had a lot to do/say in the past 24 or so hours. Oh, and I haven't decided if she's had a drink just before this or if she's just that depressed that she's rambling on about making out with Bart.]