Looking for work...
I just got here; the name's Kyle Hyde. Since I appear to be stuck, and my old job ended a couple of decades ago, I guess I'm looking for work.
I've been a traveling salesman, and I've done... informal investigation work. I could probably hack being a security guard, too, if anyone's interested.
I didn't exactly land here with a resume, though, so you're going to have to take my word for it that I'm reliable.