PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

[Buffy]
I fucked up.

[Dawn]
You all right?

[Willow]
I don't like you. We've established that, Red. But I want you to know that I'm done holding a grudge over you. If Buffy could forgive me for doing what I did to her all those years, then I 'spose giving you the slip just this once won't do me any harm. Especially since I tried to kill you five or six times. Or seven. Lost count. Anyway, just wanted you to know that I'll be semi-decent whenever I see you again. Don't get too excited.

[Lindsey]
I'm wondering when you'll be making your move.
Peter is gone. You're out drinking.
Strikes me as odd.

I need a job. Not working at a fast food place or something stupid like that, I mean a real job. I studied criminology in school and if anyone can put me to good use, I would appreciate it.

So I was watching infomercials last night since sleeping has become pretty much impossible for me lately and I realized something.

The man who stars in the old spray on hair ads is the same one who spent an hour last night trying to convince me to buy a contraption that vacuum seals clothing to keep moths from chowing down.

Then I realized that I recognized a man from an infomercial in the first place and have since decided that I clearly need to get out more some Ben & Jerry's to drown out how pathetic my life has become get my mind on something else.

[Buffy]
This afternoon - it looks about three or so - there's going to be a demon attack on a shopping complex just down the street from a building with a huge bird in front of it. If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably the Aviation Cafe just south of Ventura, but I won't swear to it.

The leader is going to have a little girl he's going to be holding hostage. I guess if you need any help or whatever, feel free to let me know. And this has to be the most awkward passing along of a vision in the history of doing so.

[Nathan]
You said that the hotel and AI were both technically mine now, right? Is there anything that needs to be done, any forms that need filling out, to make that legit? Lindsey's tried closing us down before based on legal technicalities. I don't want him to be successful this time.

[Spike]
I know you hate Peter. I get that and part of me can understand why.

But seriously, Spike, the Labyrinth? Please tell me you were drunk, or confused, or unconscious. Something to explain why you would think using a plot device from an 80's movie was a good way to handle your issues with Peter.

I have a job! Thankfully it's not at that horrible place with the orange shorts. What type of jobs do all of you have?

[Alessa]
I was attacked by a vampire last night. I am fine, but something strange happened. I think I may have somehow set him on fire.

Vampires have a sick sense of humor

Not funny.

Nathan Arthur Petrelli! If you ever want me to add 'Esquire" to that name, you need to get over to the courts to swear your oath of office!

ooc: backdated to a day or two after he abandoned jo and dean to go do "things"

What the hell is going on that I can't know about?

When are you leaving for your oath of office? That is today, correct?

Let me kill him. I want to freaking kill him.

Well that was disturbing.

Oath. You. Today.

So why doesn't the system show you as logged out and on your way?

What's that? A hat. Crazy, funky, junky hat.
Overslept, hair unslightly, trying to look like Keira Knightley.
We've been there, we've done that. We see right through your funky hat.

I miss Harper.

Found myself a number of rare coins inside the walls of this old abandoned house. Place has been empty for years. I still can't understand why people would just leave their positions in a wall, and then die. Guess there's something up with that.

Out of the ten coins I found I gave one to this family. They were well dressed, and well kept, but I could tell they were having some economic issues. The last thing they ate as a family were those cheap hotdogs made of chicken by product, and stale one dollar chips. One of them was just recovering from a cold. The father's drawing unemployment, and the mom takes care of the kids.


Right, and I still have nine more coins left.


[ooc: And Rant will give a coin to the first eight people who reply. The value of these coins is between $4,000 - $5,000]

[Sam and Heather]

Finding a ritual is proving to be downright hilarious. I haven't found any that will be useful, but I did find one that will force a person to be your love sick follower for however long you wish.

I can't believe people would believe this shit.


[Heather]

Actually, I can't believe any deity or demon would concern themselves with such things.



[Public]

Stupid rituals. Discuss.

Tell me more about this lawfirm of yours.