PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

Luck of the vessel draw today? A wire hanger.

So I guess I'm looking for soul who looks like Joan Crawford? I mean, that's scary in and of itself, forget the whole escaped from hell thing.

I for one am tired of all of the witches that we have plaguing our city. I propose a solution. For every witch that is turned over to me and found to be valid, a large sum of money or a goblin to serve your needs will be exchanged. The leader of this coven, a dark haired woman who goes by the alias Mary Poppins and Sir Roland Moorecock will be worth even more money and perhaps a share of my kingdom. Even a name and location will be worth something. Any takers?

I'm wondering when the attacks will stop.

It seems that I'm being held accountable for a lot of things that I haven't done.

In other news, my security team is working on identifying the man that attacked me. Unfortunately, the footage that we have on camera can only catch but so much that happened that night. The face of the man who attacked me wasn't one of them.

He was tall. Dark haired. And he was very strong. If anyone can give me any information on anyone who fits that description, please don't hesitate to come and see me.

Heather, I was working a case, which conveniently happened to be right next to a PetSmart. So I went and picked up some toys for your dog because I kind of thought of you when I saw the place.

Faith? Today has been good. So far. I'm not trying to jinx it or anything like that.

I was thinking about getting a job. This whole...financial situation that I've got up and running right now is only going to hold up for so long. Especially since I'm stuck here in this city. Dean? This means you, too. We can't keep living off of plastic forever. Especially since it's fraud and we'd get our asses thrown into jail if the cops catch on.

Since the FBI seem to have lost a few brain cells.

Guess I'm looking for work. Name's Grace Hart, formerly of the FBI, credentials are extensive.

I am not happy about this

I contacted them. They are coming back with the Orb.

[ooc: Backdated to this]

Flowers don't sell with all these adults stomping over them~ Guess I'll switch business to tea for a while.

Anybody who wants tea, can ask Seth the Pretty Street Seller! Even vampires! How, madams and sirs, you ask? I'll dissolve one hemoglobin tablet in water and you got delicious drink to sate your thirst without the gross blood aftertaste! Isn't that cool?

Alright, Cheetahs, come out, come out, wherever you are! We were supposed to meet at the airport an hour ago! Did you already check into the hotel or something?

Right, this might sound completly mad but I've got to ask it. Has anyone seen any statues of weeping angels about?

Or saw one or more before arriving here?

[Filtered from Jareth] What is a witch anyway? According to your worlds?



( Note left by supernatural means in Elle Bishop's Room )