PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

So, I guess I'm going to need to find a job. I don't suppose anyone need a genius inventor, do they? I have all sorts of ideas that this city has never even heard of before, and no means of making them happen without some proper funding and supplies. With the right help, though, I could make both myself and someone else a lot of money on some very cutting-edge devices.

Oh! And I'm also very attractive, so I'm great when it comes to meeting investors and potential clients, too. Nothing says 'you can trust me' like a pretty face with brains to boot, after all!

Has anyone seen a goofy looking kid by the name of Sam Winchester or a classic 1967 Chevy Impala? I'm Dean Winchester, I'm new in town, and it would make my life a hell of a lot easier if I could find them.

I didn't know people could actually come back from the dead here. Maybe Dad

The luwak coffee is here! Help yourself to seriously the best coffee in the world!

Elle

From what I hear there's some douche bag runnin' round this place givin' a bad impersonation of yours truly. And, he has stolen my partners panties. Not that I haven't thought about doing this myself, but, she is MY partner.

Anyone know who the fuck this guy is and where I can deliever his ass kicking?

I took out a group of vampires last night that were actually hassling an old lady. Tell me that isn't pathetic.

Can anyone tell me why there are people with...bumpy foreheads and really long fangs running around after dark?

Well this is strange, even by my standards.

Is there a reason I'm in LA. Randomly. Without planning a trip or indeed remembering the journey.

And well that was kind of abrupt and rude so my name is Felicia Hardy of the New York Hardys and...I guess I'm new in town