PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I'm looking for someone. A vampire. Goes by the name of Darla. Pretty little blonde thing, she is. Anyone seen her? Heard any news of her lurking around?

So what's the deal with that karaoke/dancefest we were talking about?

I know this might just be a bit of a long shot, but does anybody know of any good, reliable magick shops around the area? Preferably one where the people know what they're talking about, what they're selling and.. it'd be a huge bonus if they were witches. Actual witches. Not a bunch of new-age men with a dozen marijuana plants growing in a tiny greenhouse out the back of their shop. Not that the marijuana would still be alive, but whatever.

Magick?

All work and no play make Dawn go something, something...

Never thought I'd say this, but I actually miss Buffy. A lot.

Also, found a book that is stumping me. I think it's some form of arabic but I'm really not having any luck, so if anyone, and I'm pretty sure this is a long shot here, is really good with ancient forms of arabic I'd love you forever. Come on, someone here has to be as geeky, if not more, as me.

I wonder how long you thought you could hide this from me before I took notice.