PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

[Filtered from all evildoers]

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I wish to help those who fight the evils of this city. I have access to a number of weapons, from my time in the Shaolin temple. I have little need of them now.. so, I would like to donate them to the people of Angel Investigations. Perhaps they can be put to good use.

Also.. if any citizens are interested in learning kung fu, I would be honored to teach. There is no price. I can be found at a brownstone building, my apothecary shop, in Chinatown.

I am getting so tired of this never-ending slumber party! I want my sun back! Do you know how many vampires have attacked me in the past TWO days?! This is going beyond the usual Sunnydale horrorfest.

Home is looking so good right now.

WANTED: Lab assistant. Must be opened minded. Not squeamish. Ecology background prefered. Must have green thumb.

Call Dr. Pamela Isley @ 212-555-9182

Pardon me but I have a very, very important question to ask you all. What is a cellamafoam? I am very sorry if I did not spell that correctly. It seems I can't really get the hang of all of these silly words yet.

OOC: It's a cellphone, in case you're wondering xD

I came to LA to escape all the problems I had back home, and now my ex-boyfriend shows up and seems to think I still like/want him. Which is bloody disgusting!

What's worse is he keeps making fun of me! He knows I spent the last six years of my life in a hospital for uh...oh what's the use! Knowing him you'll all know about my "issues" sooner or later!

I'm a witch who fought in the Battle of Hogwarts against an army of Death Eaters about six years ago. During the battle I was attacked by a werewolf - and although he wasn't in his full form I got some werewolf like qualities. I spent six years in a magic hospital where they tried to figure out what exactly happened to me or if I'd ever turn into a full werewolf.

They got nothing. Six years of my life...100% wasted.

What made it worse is both wizarding and werewolf communities in the UK shunned me. The wizarding one because I was too werewolf for them and the werewolf one because I was too human. Which was why I came here. Start new and hope no one ever found out I was a witch or part werewolf.

I thought I got away from that! And now he's here!

First the sun, and now him!

Is fate against me!?

Strange, the longer this place stays dark - the more I like it.

The more I do not wish for the sun to come back.