Well, how the fuck about that. World's biggest fucking blackout drill. Guess I'm putting in some goddamn overtime.
Look on the bright side, everybody's gonna save a fortune on sunblock.
(Haha, I fucking said "bright side," I'm a moron.)
No for serious though, I got a Maglite, I fought in the dark before, and it ain't like the goddamn thing can be
gone so we just gotta make sure everybody stays calm and shit.