PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I think that I shall introduce myself now. You must excuse me, I am not accustomed to using these modern machines. My name is Caine. I am a Shaolin priest, from the Chinatown district nearby.

I have sensed a great evil, more than one.. over this city. Is it true that demons are the cause? It does not feel as safe as I remembered it.

Hey Bart, you were right! Speed is very useful with the evil freaks. Especially vampires. They had no idea how the stake was into them so fast.

Also.. Bart, Kara, other heroes? I have this, err.. friend. He's been patrolling the streets, like I have, like anyone else. He wanted me to ask something: what is your opinion on the subject of capes?

God, please please please let this just be some horrible nightmare. I'm going to wake up next to Lily any second. Wake up...

...where the hell am I?

Ben, I hate you so much for this...

I guess I've been here long enough that I should introduce myself. My name is Juliet Burke, and I am a doctor.

A fertility doctor, so unless you are pregnant, or wanting to be pregnant there really is no point in you coming to see me.

It has been...a while since I've been in the city, so I may appear a little...out of it.

So, uh. My ghost senses went off earlier. That can't be good. Considering there wasn't a single ghost in sight.

"An emergency statement has been issued that there is the rising threat of a tsunami hitting the Los Angeles coastal region. Authories have additionally issued an evacuation to all coastal regions between Dana Point and Santa Barbara. Scientists have yet to calculate exactly when and if this wave will hit, but all precautions are being taken to prevent casualties in this possible disaster."