PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I never realized how much I missed having a dog until Wayne got me a puppy. The only problem is..he needs a name. I can't just call him pup or dog the whole time.

I was thinking about Ace, but I already had one dog in Gotham named Ace.

Aden
Nova
Dante
Delta

Edit: special option five
Cheddar.

I'm a fan of Dante. It kinda fits considering he's already devoured one of Bruce's left shoes. But for the fun, how about a random poll.

AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS!



YOU TOO CAN BE THE CAPED CRUSADER!

COMPLETELY AUTHENTIC!
BLOODSTAINS ARE AUTHENTIC AND ADD TO THE COLLECTIBLE VALUE OF THIS LIMITED TIME OFFER

KILL HIM! KILL THE UMPIRE!



You make it TOO EASY. Look. Everyone who wants to KILL the bad guys, go line up in MacArthur Park. There'll be plenty of GUNS, BOMBS, KNIVES, BASEBALL BATS, TRASH CANS, BROKEN BOTTLES, SWORDS, AXES, POISONS, EXPLOSIVES, and a few concoctions I've made myself. You go right ahead and kill ALL the bad guys you want.

All the REST of you, get to stay back and leave them alone. Or go ahead and STOP them. Really, doesn't matter to ME. It won't be MY fault if someone thinks you're a bad guy for trying to break up the fun.

Oh. You might want to hurry. This offer is open for EVERYONE. You might need a little something to protect yourself.

[that's right, folks. The Joker has a grand old GIVEAWAY going in MacArthur Park. There's lots of everyday citizens already starting to arm themselves in preparation.]

HeY, lOs AnGeLes! LeTS PlaY A lIttlE gAMe. yoU kNOw hoW iT GOeS!


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Of course, the stick figure I'll be drawing is just a representation of Frank here. Frank will be our hanged man tonight. I tried to find Jason but, well gee, I already killed him, didn't I? Anyone seen my crowbar?

[edited after game]
BRANIAC WINS!

So, how much can you believe what you read?

Look at you all! Some saying "we should kill him" and those misguided moral code batty ones who refuse to kill. CIVILIZED! So civilized.

Tearing at each other's throats when the chips are down.

What would it take before you're all turning on each other? Hmm? How many before you're just another maniac? Another freak? Until you're just like me?

Rules and reasons and justifications. You think they save you? Keep you from becoming me? How many of you have taken a life? How did it feel? Justified? Righteous? Did you pat yourself on the back and call it a job well done? Is that how it will be when you kill me?

Maybe that's how we're different. I don't have any illusions of rightousness.

Joker? You’re dead. Enjoy your last moments while you’re in one piece.

(ooc: Posted as Batman. And grumpy!Batman is grumpy. What a bright and sunny first post.)

I have never disarmed a bomb in my life. ...But I think I just did.

Not. Fucking. Funny.

Hmm. Well. Well, well, well. Isn't this... quaint.

Let's liven up the place.

My favorite holiday; over so soon.

Oh, right, that's the one thing I liked about Wisconsin: the fact that I could sit on a fucking skyscraper watching people and breathe in without suffocating on all the shit in the air.

It's a good thing I don't have to breathe. What the hell are you humans doing to yourselves?

I have to ask.

Which would you prefer to see go first? And how?

[ooc: insert pictures of a) pregnant woman and b) a child bound into chairs.]

No more wishing. Everyone got that? No more wishing.

If you have a wish, keep it in your head where it belongs.

This place isn't insane enough, now we have to worry about accidentally screwing with people.

You are all lost.

Poor babies, are you gonna be lost without your television? Haha! This is too much!

Is it true that my sweet liddle puddin' pop is here?

I do so hope to get my, ah, little signal working soon. And then we'll see if the BAT comes out to play.