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Tweak says, "HI TESSA"

the man who laughs (knives_and_lint) wrote in paragraffiti,
@ 2009-01-18 23:20:00

Entry tags:

bruce wayne/batman, buffy summers, damien thorn, the joker, tony montana

MOAN moan, WHINE whine, WHIMPER, wail and BOO HOO.

KILL HIM! KILL THE UMPIRE!

NO! It wasn't ME! It was the ONE-ARMED ~~MAN~~ JEDI!

can't we all just get along?

You make it TOO EASY. Look. Everyone who wants to KILL the bad guys, go line up in MacArthur Park. There'll be plenty of GUNS, BOMBS, KNIVES, BASEBALL BATS, TRASH CANS, BROKEN BOTTLES, SWORDS, AXES, POISONS, EXPLOSIVES, and a few concoctions I've made myself. You go right ahead and kill ALL the bad guys you want.

All the REST of you, get to stay back and leave them alone. Or go ahead and STOP them. Really, doesn't matter to ME. It won't be MY fault if someone thinks you're a bad guy for trying to break up the fun.

Oh. You might want to hurry. This offer is open for EVERYONE. You might need a little something to protect yourself.

[that's right, folks. The Joker has a grand old GIVEAWAY going in MacArthur Park. There's lots of everyday citizens already starting to arm themselves in preparation.]

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	batman2point0 2009-01-18 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	[ooc: posted as Batman] You're insane. You won't get away with this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knives_and_lint 2009-01-18 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	Get away with it? It's DONE. Go see, Bat... hmm. What ARE you now? Batsy version 2? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	batman2point0 2009-01-18 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	What am I?...I'm your worst nightmare. Upgraded. Might wanna try it, because you know what, I'm not feeling the whole clown thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knives_and_lint 2009-01-18 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	....how cute. A Bat Brat. Do you come in packs of six, or ten? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blackberrypatch 2009-01-18 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Presents! (Reply to this)

	ex_girlsuper149 2009-01-18 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	~~That Jedi would so kick your ass~~ Guess now is as good as time as ever to start taking things from people. (Reply to this)

	caped_crusader 2009-01-18 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	You’re hiding. You can’t keep that up forever. Your games are going to stop, and if I’m not the one to catch you, someone else will. And not everyone here is as nice as me. Remember that. [As Batman] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knives_and_lint 2009-01-18 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	see, now THAT'S the Bat Man. Nyah nyah. You don't get the PRIZE until you play the GAME. And you'll play. You won't be able to stop yourself. Who's the kid posing for you, Batty? Another FAN? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	caped_crusader 2009-01-18 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	You want me to play? Fine. I'll play. The kid is none of your business. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knives_and_lint 2009-01-18 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Good. Because there's two or three dozen clown masks in that crowd. But hmmmmmm. how many have my charming smile under them? Time to find out! And you might not want to let any of the kiddies play with those poisons. They just might die laughing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	slayerbee 2009-01-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Looks like someone will be killing you, then. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	knives_and_lint 2009-01-18 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	oh, I do HOPE so. there's no one here yet who seems to have the GUTS. Of course, the two who DID try seem to have LOST their guts. Somewhere on their shoes. I always did prefer a knife. Guns are too QUICK. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slayerbee 2009-01-18 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	A guts metaphor, that's adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hapanqueen 2009-01-19 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Stirring up chaos and dissent. Killing. Why aren't you dead yet?. Someone will be killing you, might even be me one arm and all. But I'm not fussy so long as you aren't hurting anyone else (Reply to this)

	mylittlefriend 2009-01-19 12:24 am UTC (link)
	What's that you talking, man? You got guns? Lots of guns? Explosives? Okay. Okay, fine. I can use a bit more than what I got now. I'll take it. I'm always protecting myself. This just gonna help me more.. you know? And when that prick Sosa comes here, I'll use those new weapons to send him back to Hell. Or Bolivia, whatever comes first. Hoping for Hell, though. (Reply to this)

	faithinthedark 2009-01-19 01:46 am UTC (link)
	You've got to be kidding me... (Reply to this)

	sonofajackal 2009-01-19 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Hmm.. let's see. There's an ultimate giveaway of dangerous weapons to anyone that wants it. ~~I pity riot cops now.~~ I think I'll pass on this one. Maybe next time, though. ~~Not that I need weapons anyway~~ (Reply to this)

	fallenpriest 2009-01-19 04:39 am UTC (link)
	How generous of you. (Reply to this)