PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

You were right
These webs are getting stickier and sti
I'm trapping myse

...Jack?

Anyone see or hear from him lately?

[Heather and Jo]
Well, according to Sam, I'm not his family and I never was. What a bitch.

Anyway, somebody wanna tell me what's going on? Don't plan on getting involved, I'd just like to know.

[Jack Landors, also sent in text form]
Where are you?

Found them.

Get your stuff together. Holy water, weapons, rocksalt, everything. We're to meet at this [address]. Be there by nine, otherwise I'm going in without you.

Dean, Dad, Bobby, Ruby, Faith. That means you.

Alcohol is no longer allowed inside this building. At all. I don't care if you're legal. This goes for any other mind altering substance. Only basic, over the counter medications are allowed.

And by the way? If I catch you wandering in here drunk and underage, don't think I won't turn you in.

[ooc: Accidental filtering. All the cool kids are doing it.]

I'll go ahead and say it. I haven't been much of a leader the past month. Yeah, I've had some things on my mind, but that's not excuse, and it stops now.

First on the list: we are a team. Do you hear me? A TEAM. None of you should be going off to fight someone/thing on your own, I don't care how good you think you are. You should have at least two other rangers with you, if not more, and make sure me, Tori or Kat know where you are. If I catch any of you doing any less, you'll be cleaning my and Tori's bathroom with your own toothbrush.

Second, yes, I realize not a lot of people here take us seriously. The reality of our world has been reduced to a dorky kids' show. So what? There are people out there who need us. Don't let anyone else talk you out of helping those who can't help themselves.

However, some of the people you've been arguing with are right. This isn't our world and there's a lot of things we don't understand, and even more things we'd be no match for. Yes, it's hard, especially considering some of thing things some of you are going through, but show some respect to the natives of this world. They've been here their whole lives, they know a lot better than we do. If you want to rant, do it to each other, or even better, channel your anger into something productive like workouts and research. We don't need to be fighting people who are on the same side as us. It's not just counterproductive, but it gives everyone more reason to think we're just a bunch of stupid kids. I don't care so much, I'm only two and a half, but I know some of you do. Think about that before you bite someone's head off.

Come on, guys. If we're going to be a team, we need to start acting like a team.

And stay away from that Caleb guy. He gives me the creeps

[Cass]
Thanks for the kick in the pants. I needed that.

Ok...

Being called a "younger equally as annoying girl Winchester."

Is that a compliment?!

[ooc: follows this]

So...how are we going to take down Caleb? I know he's the one who made the wish and the reason Buffy's suffering. I for one think something should be done about the fact he's still around. I know I can't do it alone. But maybe together we can think of something to help her, even if it's just a little.

Listen up, folks! As of now, my good friend Buffy the Vampire Slayer is no longer walking the path of the darkside. Now that means that if she ever said anything mean to you about ripping off limbs or, you know, killing you, then you should probably just forgive and forget because it's not nice holding grudges against people who go evil against their own will.

Play nice. Don't be mean.

Otherwise I'll unleash a can of whoopass on you. And it'll hurt. A lot. Like a lot, a lot. So be afraid.

I have to go away. I have to leave for a while.










I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything.

[ooc: buffy is back to normal now. and the mega guilt ensues!]

[Filtered to the 'Girl' friends]
[includes Tenel Ka, Heather, Cathy, Sarah, f!Claire, Cordelia, Kira and Buffy (as this is post wish reversal!]

So, I've just started... actually dating someone. I mean really dating him.

I know there's all this insane stuff going on, lot of badness around and this may not be the best time for this but...

This is kinda never happened before. I need advice!

[Filtered to the 'Guy' friends]
[includes Sam W, Peter Petrelli, Lindsey, Spike, Xander, Jack and Dean]

I've started seeing this guy. Which is new for me.

Can you remind me how not all men are evil? That maybe he could really be a good guy.

She's here...My mom, (the one who died in Sam's nursery that night) is here.

[Kira]
What happened to all the liquor? This isn't funny anymore....
[/private]

Everything hurts. Haven't been able to stop or sleep in days. If I stop..I can't just stop it gets worse when I stop..I think I'm losing it.

[ooc: Includes Sam, Dean, Heather, Jess, Jo, Bobby and (gaspscary) John.]

Haven't checked in for a while. How's everything?

[Sam]
Z hid the razors and threw out all the alcohol. Isn't she awesome?

I don't know how much good this'll do, but I have to try.

Please, please, please don't tell Tommy Oliver Power Rangers are fictional here. As far as you know, he's just a normal guy. He's having a hard enough time being here with people from his future. He doesn't need to know that yet. Eventually we'll have to tell him, just...not now. Not until he gets settled, and even then, one of us Rangers should tell him.

This place is giving me a headache. I don't even know what I'm eating for breakfast tomorrow and people want to tell me my future

vampires weren't that bad. A bit harder to kill than basic monsters. But I think theirs seriously something weird going on here. aside from the fact that the rift hates me. I went to check on that boy Toshio and there were just cats, but then there weren't cats and..I.think his place may be...haunted.

[Filtered to Rangers]
I may have over reacted slightly yesterday.Who wouldn't This city obviously needs help and I was called here for a reason, so I'll do whatever I can to help. I've only been here two days and I can tell it's not in good shape. I think we should meet..I don't want to lead..

Kim
I'm sorry
I was harsh
fuck it I can't do th

I know that I have cases that I need to get on and people that I promised that I would help out with stuff. If you're among them, drop me a line here and we'll work something out.

[Filtered to friends/family]
As for the rest of you, I don't want you announcing to anyone that you know of me or my family anymore. Not in public.

[Filtered to Ruby]
I need to kill something. You up for it?

[ooc: and I'm assuming that she's around to say yes because I figured she would!]

Oh my God, this is so awkward. Why do I feel like the most horrible person in the world right now? Don't answer that.

I wish everyone else was here...Trini, Jason, Zack, Billy, Rocky, Adam or Aisha. They'd make it easier for him, any of them. I miss them all so much right now. I should probably go find him and make he doesn't get into trouble.

Huh...

This doesn't look like Angel Grove. O..kay. What's going on? this time

I have noticed something lately. And it has perturbed me. Now we are currently a Slayer down (and yes I know I played a part in that) so I feel a little pop quiz is in order.

If you're a native of this world, you're disqualified.

And looking up the answers is cheating. If you're in a fight you won't have the time to look up the answers in books, so don't do it now.

Question 1. Give me three ways to kill a vampire.

Question 2. What kills a Fyral demon?

Question 3. If you shoot a Strom demon in the face will you kill it or make it angry?

Question 4. Stabbing a Vengeance demon in the heart has what effect?

Question 5. What is the primary risk in facing an Ethros demon?

Question 6. What is the Polgara demon's primary defense?

Question 7. Why should you be wary around a Nurbatch demon?

And Question 8.

If you failed to answer any of the previous questions and yet happen to run into these creatures, what is the correct course of action?

ETA: to avoid cheating, filter your initial answers.

[Filtered to friends and allies who aren't Ruby and don't have the last name Winchester]
[ooc: Yes, you read that right. Surprisingly, Castiel is included, though she wouldn't call him a friend. Anya is also included, because believe it or not, Kira does consider her a friend. And Elaine, cause she's...God.]

I fucking hate this. I'm fucking sick and tired of being discounted just because I'm not from their world. No, I'm not a hunter, no I've never fought a demon from that world, unless you count the one that bastard excuse for a Winchester from Apocalypse Land sent after me, but damn, not like I haven't kicked the asses of some tough ass monsters. I have powers and I know my limits so I'm not gonna go off on some demon hunt suicide mission, but excuse me for knowing how dangerous the newest demonic arrivals are. Just because I've never met them doesn't mean my feelings don't fucking count!


Okay, done venting. Just needed to get it out, it's not important. Go back to whatever you were doing.

Edit: Castiel helped me understand. No need for anymore lectures. Like I said, just needed to get it out.

IS THAT LILITH?!

I want to hug everyone.

I love you.

[ooc: and this is what happens when sam winchester takes meds for his leg.]

I miss home, and my team..Bridge, Syd, even Sky and D.C.. Z if you ever tell him I'll deny it. I can almost see him glaring at me for even writing him into this. We don't get along but that doesn't mean I don't care. I wish they were here. It would make all this so much easier.

[Spike]
Find a place?

[Mack]
Hey.

[Sam]
Hey...thanks.

[Kira]
I love you.
( lyrics )

My Dad is here!

I...can't believe I did something so foolish

I'm sorry. I'm back. There are sweets on the counter..did I miss anything? You're all alright? please be alright..

So...

Is it cool if I play with my giant robot in the city if I promise not to step on anyone?

[ooc: following this]

[Filtered to Friends]
Filter includes everyone at the Hyperion, Tenel Ka, Sam, Heather, Dean, Kira, Jack, Lindsey and Cathy

Going to fight Buffy.

Please don't be mad at me guys.

[Filtered to Kyle]

I'm sorry. We might not get the chance to see where this could go.

If anyone needs me, especially those of you helping me with getting my dad back, I'll be staying at Sam and Dean's until there isn't a target on my head anymore for a while. You can still reach me the same way because I'll have my laptop and my phone with me.

female friends. [minus jessica, if she's even a friend anymore. xD]
The living arrangements could be better, though.

Well, I must say this is certainly an improvement.

I had a really fucked up weird dream. Almost as weird as that one I had around Christmas my senior year of high school.

I think I'm going to stay up tonight.

[Sam Winchester]
Hey.

[Jack Landors]
Hey
Where ar
Why didn't you

[Dean Winchester]
Life sucks. I want a beer.

woah...okay. That was new.

I spent the night ontop of a truck and I think I threatened the driver to take me to Cairo more than once. I woke up with a map of Egypt on my face and the driver was gone. My whip was steering the wheel.

I just spent all night worrying that I was pregnant. And I think I drank too much wine and smoked, and I don't drink. Who drinks we they think they're pregnant?

Halloween is officially ruined for me. I'm burning my Pink Ladies jacket.

[ooc: Yes, this includes Ruby.]

I'm kicking some major ass tomorrow, starting with whoever did this and followed by Dean.

I hate Halloween.

I hate that Christmas is coming up.

I hate that I'm in my brother's stupid body.

I hate that Dean ate all the candy and now his/my stomach feels funny.

I hate Halloween.

BUSTYASIANBEAUTIES.COM.

[ooc: this is before the ruby thread, obv]

Has anyone seen my geekboy brother? Probably looking at porn on his computer again. Hah!

[ooc: this is post the sam/ruby thread, in which sam runs into fred weasley on the way home and gets revenge pranked -- AKA hexed into a costume. I'm sure you guys can guess this one. xD]

ha ha ha...son of a bitch.

Thats a lot of snakes. Why's it always snakes? I hate snakes.

.... wait, what happened to the snakes? why the hell do I care as long their gone. I went through all that just to find out the Ark is on a truck to Cairo? Shit.

Like, wow! I'm really hungry, man!

I didn't know Z liked Halloween so much.

[ooc: Anyone at Isis is free to notice that Z is dancing in the lobby. She's dressed as a gypsy.]