PARABOLICAL GRAFFITI

I'm missing a witch.

Brunette, snappy attitude, goes by Caryn.

Anyone seen her recently?

How to temporarily amuse the God of War:

Take a city full of people, somehow feed them truth serum and give them free access to this invention called the internet!! Then let them go!!

Having been holed up in a hotel room for most of my stay here so far, I need something fun to do.

The problem I run into is this, I'm not too familiar with this town. So, suggestions?
Honestly. Who do I have to kill to have fun?

So..

Am I the only one who has noticed vampire's protective thing? Specifically my vampire. He also makes a good pillow..

And..well, that is all.

[Screened to Angel and Aubrey]
Angel? I have a small request to make. Okay, it's not exactly small by any means.

If you hadn't noticed, I'm not around right now. I've been with my friend, Aubrey. (Say hi, Aubrey)

I was wondering if he could come to stay with us at the Hyperion? He won't hurt anyone unless they hurt him first. Oh..um..did I mention that he's a two thousand year old vampire from my world? Yeaaah, I guess that would be kind of important..

Anyways, can he?

[Screened to Angel and Aubrey]

So how about that storm?

I highly disapprove of the way this state's governor--and this country's president, for that matter--is handling the numerous crisis situations occurring in this city. It seems History lied about the effectiveness of the United States' government, for they are doing a poor job thus far.

disappointing

Well, that was just brilliant, wasn't it? Absolutely fucking brilliant. Role call anyone? Who made it out alive and mostly uninjured? (At least uninjured in the sense that I can actually heal you.)

[Private to Aubrey]
I made it out alive and mostly uninjured. I have a few bruises on my ribs, but I'll be fine. I can't tell you where I'm at right now, not until I get permission from the people in charge so when I do, I'll let you know, okay?
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[Private to Scout]
I know you're the person currently in charge..so I have a question. I have a..friend who will want to see how I am doing. He won't harm anyone unless they first try to harm him, is it all right if I let him know where we are so he can come by?
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In trying to get to Ramsa, I seem to have found myself clear across the country. Anyone care to enlighten me on how I ended up here?

I too am a healer and if anyone needs aid, simply ask. I'll be more than happy to help..

When this is over...I am going to take a nice, long hot bath, and forget that I ever walked in on Sarah and Kristopher kissing.

Seems like it is getting worse out there. Every time I go out, the streets are worse. But I got a load of food back here safely, which means I don't have to go out for awhile.

Shit..what the hell happened?

Great, too much added onto the workload as is..lovely..

My name is Caryn Smoke and I am here looking for my cousin, Sarah Vida. If you have any information on Sarah's whereabouts, please let me know. It is very vital that I find her, and very important. Since I know my cousin, she tends to get herself ass deep in trouble....a lot. And with no healer about...that is bad.

And for reference for those she has become close to, I have no affliation whatsoever with her mother, Dominique Vida. I broke off my affliation with the psychaotic bitch.